NOW WHY WOULD THEY THINK THAT-

also @caption— skhdjsksksb im flattered😳💀😂

hmm let me dig in my dream bank🤨 i remember my dreams like every night

OOH I HAVE ONE it was when i was little and it made me scared when i watched sesame street😂 it was bert and ernie walking down the street, chilling like bros yk. all of a sudden elmo comes in screaming his head off and their like bruh chill and then the grouch in the trash can comes and takes elmos side. elmo and the grouch then like fight bert and ernie and ernie loses his head and bert goes NOOOOOOO and the dream ended

and i woke up and told my parents ELMO JUST KILLED ERNIE MOMMA HE HAD NO HEAD

so there’s that

I sAw this on insta todayyyy

literally the best thing I’ve seen all week

yess I thrive off of @squeaky.clean.humor

😅😂