Why the f没ck do these birds keep following me around馃槀馃馃

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Why the f没ck do these birds keep following me around馃槀馃馃

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I've been sitting here for ages tryna think of a really good pun. so far I've got nothing 馃槀
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I guess I better "fly" off then. haaaaaa get it. get it. omg im so sad. 馃槀
馃槀that f没cking sucked
don't judgeeee 馃槀 I'm not a funny person. 馃槀
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no you aren't 馃槀
^ they found it funny
^^ much appreciated my new best fren
no I think they were laughing at my joke not yours
I thought I'd actually achieved something 馃槀馃槶
nahhhhhh馃槀
I guess I'll have to "fly" again. get it
fly
instead of try
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dam帽 you really suck at jokes 馃槀smh
I cry
wipe them tears girl
I can't. Youve just hurt me
aww I'm sorry but you gotta man the f没ck up girlll
fine I'm manly. grrrrr *punches your arm*
*chuckles and holds my arm* ow dam帽
manly enough ? *flicks hair and walks away*
dam帽 okay okay I see you
ayyyyyy *laughs* sorry about the punch
nah your good
k not joking now I'll leave you alone * laughs* byeeeee frenn
you don't gotta go but I'll catch you later
well if you don't hate my company and corny jokes remix me. so much easier 馃槀
ight and hated a very very strong word
yeah but you gotta admit my jokes were terrible
yea they f没cking sucked
point proven my friend
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