I LOVE THAT THE PART YOU FOUND THE MOST FUNNY WAS THAT HE HAD A HAIR CHANGE

OKAY IT DOESNMT SOUND THAT FUNNY BUT LIKE LITERALLY HE WENT OFF TO GET CHANGED TO PLAY BASKETBALL AND BEFORE HE HAD BROWN HAIR BUT HE GOT BACK AND IT WAS SILVER LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GOUNG TO GET CHANGED REAL QUICK BUT NO HE DYED HIS HAIR SILVER BC APPARENTLY BROWN HAIR ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR BASKETBALL

I'M LAUGHING NOW W TF

HEY SO I'M JUST GONNA GET CHANGED THEN WE CAN PLAY OKAY?? *two seconds later* I ALSO DYED MY HAIR

I'VE LAUGHED SO MUCH MY THROAT HURTS

ALSO WHO TF BRINGS YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO PLAY BASKETBALL FOR YOUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY THAT'S BULLSHÏT I WOULD DUMP HIM I WANT A REAL MAN NOT,,,, THIS

I'M IN PAIN IM CRHING

SAME OMG

W TF JIMIN YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE,, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO

IT'S LITERALLY LIKE "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY OH ILY BABE I'M GONNA MAKE THIS A DATE WE'LL NEVER FORGET~" *dyes hair silver* "Okay so,,,, we gonna play basketball ;)))"

also I love how you watch "IMAGINE PARK JIMIN AS YOUR BOYFRIEND" videos for fun and I watch "Jikook proof- vlive analysis" videos and laugh at the Taekook shippers who comment that they're CRYING because someone is providing "proof" of a ship that contradicts theirs

"*DYES HAIR SILVER*" IM PÎSSING MYSELG

Nah I don't care about the ships. This is real comedy gold like you're not gonna find a two second hair dye job in a Jikook proof video

OMG SILVER HAIR SO ROMANTIC DADDY

no but you do find people playing clips of Jungkook looking at a camera over and over because """he's eye fxcking Jimin through the camera"""

OMG SILVER HAIR FXCK ME RIGHT NOW

Sigh people just have to overanalyse everything

LET ME JIGGLE YOUR BASKETBALLS MY BEAUTIFUL SILVER MOCHI

it's like 90% worse with this fandom

I'M IN TEARS IM IN PAIN FROM LAUGHIG AT THAT

I hate kpop stans pt. 2918290

HONESTLY ME TOO I LOVE MYSELF

I hate them but I also love them

I LOVE YOU TOO

I just hate them but I lowkey am one and I hate it

Same but like I'm pushing towards highkey

NOT AS MUHC AS JIMIN CLEARLY LIKE HE PLAYS BASKETBALL WITH ME IT'S TRUE LOVE

also can I just say I do stan some like female kpop people and well

including two BTS members

I stan

Nah you just,,,, I honestly couldn't tell

Jeon Jungkook, Park Jimin, Park Ji-min, Jeon Jiyoon and Park Jiyoon.

THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME FXCKING NAME AS SOMEONE ELSE IN SOME WAY

Wow Koreans have such a wide variety of names

oh wow I guess I just don't make it obvious

Two of them literally have the exact same name

You honestly don't I didn't think you even knew what a kpop is wow

Also like there are three sides to the ARMYs YouTube channels and those are the crack ones, the FMV ones and the analysis/ship ones and honestly the crack ones keep me sane

Well you certainly have a type

I'm really under the sheets about it you know?

The crack ones are the only ones I care about they're lit

fxcking clearly

Yeah definitely

Honestly I spent like ten minutes crying about "mama Jin is fed up" the other day I love the crack channels

the FMVs are,,, well made but they're S O D R A M A T I C

Oh yeah I watched that one I was actually fxcking c r y i n g

What even is a FMV? Am I just dumb or

it's funny like I saw one to I Hate You, I Love You and it was literally made up of shots of Jimin drowning himself and Jungkook being beaten up from I NEED U

"Taehyung, you have no idea how to be a normal fxcking child" "...bîtch"

Fan(made) music video

I see you've found the emo side of the army

I legit have

"Hoseok you never shut he fxck up. Ever"

Everyone just compliments my oli sykes profile picture as well idk what's happening

Ohh okay makes sense

You've definitely found the emo kpop stans

"Jungkook, im sick of seeing your 'Jungshook' face all the time"

It's kinda funny

"Jimin you are always up Jungkook's aśs, let the boy breathe"

It honestly is

Also something I've found is that people have to establish their ships in literally any video they make even if it has nothing to do with anything like in "Things you didn't notice in BLOOD SWEAT & TEARS practice" they randomly put "TAEKOOK (don't kill me)" in there when like,, they didn't even interact it was so unnecessary it was funny

Honestly Jimin in a nutshell

"Yoongi, you're always asleep so you're no help to anyone"

also "in" corrected to "Jin" time to put me down

Honestly 2015 me trying to prove Kohnnie

Jimin is me

literally same

"Namjoon, please discipline your children"

except Jikook stans dig even deeper

*puts you down*

"Now children, you must listen to your mother"

*crickets and the boys' faces they made when Namjoon spoke english*

*awkward silence* "Namjoon you are no fxcking help"

thanks

Honestly mama Jin is my favourite concept I'm l a u G h I n g

You're welcome

I want Jin to adopt me

Jin would be the best mother

also Taekook stans are so aggressive it's f u n n y

and there's this one channel who does TextingStory things for different ships and they have like Jikook, Namjin, probably other stuff and Taekook ("but only due to high demand") and I've only watched their Jikook series and it's so cringey and shît it's HILARIOUS

He honestly would bless him

I wanna see examples of this

I also wanna see that

I love Jin

I don't have physical examples but like they freak out and get all defensive it's funny

I think their channel is BTS Text story or something

Jin is good

It sounds funny

Jin is a good mother

it is

I might look that up but idk I'm too lazy so not rn

I'm literally subscribed to the channel I don't want to miss any of this lol

I'd rather stick with crack though tbh

Or Jimin imagines

My religion is watching each "Shît BTS ______ says" at least twice a day

but it's kind of bad at this point as I can quote literally the whole Jungkook one

Honestly me too

I've probably only watched like here of them but

three*

Honestly like,, JK, SG and JM's are the best I hate them

They're the ones I've watched I think. Also the Jhope one łmao

that one is good too hobi is a meme

ALSO I saw two video the other day by the same channel

one was called like "Jimin being an adorable mochi"

and the other was called "Jungkook being a meme" and like

this fandom clearly has different views on each of the members

d u d e I was literally watching those ones earlier

Also I'm watching Mama Jin is angry and I'm deceased

w tf how

honestly I just love crack in this fandom

Wait how what

Me too I just love crack

that you had been watching it earlier

same

Idk it just came up in my recommended and I clicked on it idk

no I-- as in like I mentioned it and you'd been watching them never mind

Yeah blame Fingerhut

eh fxck you dude

What she said