actually tho

Omg saaaaaaammmmeee

this happened the other day

So I was at my friend’s b-day party.

And there was a dude named Jayden that was high on on drugs that got the ball stuck in the flipping gutter. (we were bowling.)

Me, friend, and ex bf were slow clapping for him. And because he put his name in the system as ‘Pro Dad’, he said- You’re un-adopted, you’re un-adopted, and- pointing at me- you’re getting an abortion.

OMG that always happens to me especially with my dad LOL😂

yyaasss!