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Ask me questions I'm self-obsessed and bored af


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biggest secret or fav thing to say
ok here's a question seddie or creddie?? 🤔🤔
My favorite thing to say is "Zoinks gang like he's getting away"
I'm shaggy 👏🏻😩😩😩😩
SEDDIE
question: why haven't you answered me on kik😤😤😩👊🏻
HÈEEELLLLLL YEAH SEDDIE WAS MY 🙏🏻 NUMBER ONE
Answer: I was taking a shower and also I forgot to respond my bad 😫😫😫
wow I'm shook😩😩😤
WERE YOU THE GUY AT THE CONVENTION THAT KEPT SHOUTING "SEDDIEEEEEE" WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO ANSWER QUESTIONS BECAUSE SAME
will u tell me a bedtime story
NO WHAT THAT'S REALLY FUNNY THOUGH I RELATE
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.
IMCRYINF WHY
MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs. SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. MEN No! SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark. SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)
THSI IS NOT WHAT I WANTNEDD
THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs. GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
GUARD Get up! Come on!
HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces.
LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
I WAS SHPOOSETO SLEEP THREE HOURS AGO AND IM ALMOSTCRYING FROM LAUFGIG