the wife lady is actually a bit insane and is cannibalistic. she'll find men I guess and kill them some horrible way or even the girlfriends of other men she wants. the man she's with now is lucky enough to be alive and he's kinda fallen in love with her even though she eats humans and stuff and now they have that tactic to make money

they both love messing with people, but the man is actually pretty scared and tries to say the right things at the right time cuz he doesn't know what the lady will do

I got this idea from hamiltons "say no to this" and also clipping.'s body and blood

skinny robot will be named lighty im sorry I don't make the rules for horrible names

It would be funny if the dog thing had a dramatic name. "Johnathan, Destroyer of Worlds, go AROUND the tree!" "Darikk Lupaneil Stormwake, come to Cherry! :3"

@keith then all those robots will be called lighty

@firestar YESSSSS I LOVE THAT IDEA ESPECIALLY JONATHAN DESTROYER OF WORLDS

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