technically Phil is a pretty tall bean

and Dan is a super tall bean

and I'm a pretty bean 👑

we're all beans

are all brand created equal?

*beans

yes

we could create a country

United Beans Of Smolmerica

and the national anthem would be this ain't a scene

or black parade

Toxic

that's the anthem

dang it you smarterer than me

I have it planned out

*whispers* no I don't

WE ARE THE NEW AMERICANA RAISER ON PHAN AND THATS ABOUT IT

*RAISED

RAISED ON PHAN AND MUSIC THADEFINATLYISNTPIRATED

AND WE ALL PRAY TO THE MEME QUEEN MADAME HOWELL

AND DIL THE PRINCE

PHIL IS THE ONE AND ONLY SUNSHINE

AND EVERY MORNING AT SCHOOL THE PLEDFE OF ALLEGIANCE IS "when I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the leader of the broken the beaten and the danged

aND WE PAY OUR RESPECTS TO THE *epic voice* EMO TRINITY!!!!1!!

KNOCK ONCE FOR THE FATHER

TWICE FOR THAT SON

THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST

and all phone numbers end in 69

and have 666

and all mlg videos must include our faces

America will be great again!!1!

dang straight

or is it straight

no it's bi

amazing 12/10