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In class yesterday I was sitting next to my friend and I was threatening to sock him in the bâlls bc he was being a prîck but I accidentally said "sûck" instead of sock and he won't let me forget it now 🙃
there's this guy who's like two grades older than me and we don't talk much but on Wednesday he was crying bc trump one and I was trying to be all sincere and so I was like "are you ok?" and he goes "trump can go suck his own pênis" and I was like "he doesn't have one, what are you talking about"
*won
but then I was telling that story to my other friend and he didn't hear the part where I said that he was talking about trump and he was like "well he doesn't have a pénis" and I was like "do you even know who I'm talking about" and he was like "yeah, we're talking about m***" (the kid who was crying) and I was like "no we're talking about trump, but you're not wrong". it was a very roast filled day
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