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THIS IS SO STRANGE LIKE IT SAYS I POSTED THE THING TWICE?!?
Chloe was already in the hot tub. She was talking to her new pet crab.
(I’m back)
hey
hey
I still want to see it😂
and why would I care?
THATS AMAZING
I’m sorry I just saw the picture on eliszas account and yea😂😂
LIKE REALLY
what?
but really it’s gorgeous
what soul?😂
😂😂😂 I missed you guys so much😂😂😂
my soul is meant to be crushed
truth😂😂👌👌
our spirt band is the spice gurls 😂😂😂
no, it’s just nonexistent
can’t do it with out the spice
like beef😂😂 you can’t have no beef without spice😂😂
*sigh*
ugh, I hate ginger🤮
lol ever do the cinnamon challenge?
aw...them
I died when I did😂😂
I have sad stuff planned for them today...😈
I am. guilty is charged
I’m evil. very evil😂
Alright.
Jackson had ended up passed out on the beach. He had been sleeping there for about 20 minutes now.
omg that’s me everyday😂😂😂
Alex had been sitting on the beach writing since...3:00 in the morning.
I mean I live with my Gma everyday 😂😂😂
Chloe was out taking her crab for a walk by the beach. Good job Chloe. || “O- oh...” Jackson woke up. “Hi.” He waved to Alex.
WHOA
I also live with my 5 cats and dado 😂😂
Alex looked over at Jackson and waved back, but didn’t say anything
“Did we...?” Jackson thought he and Alex had *ahem* ‘Gone at it’ Because he was laying on the beach with Alex who was sitting not so far away from him.
“Did we What?” Alex asked
(I have to back cookies with Nell...I’m not leaving but I might take a while to respond)
(Okay)
“Nevermind....” Jackson sighed.
“Look...Jackson...we need to talk...” Alex said
Jackson nodded slowly. “I know.... it’s..... weird....”
Alex frowned. “Idon’t think anything is weird.”
“Really?” Jackson looked up at Alex.
(ELISZA WE DIDN’T COME UP WITH A SHIP NAME FOR ALEX AND JACKSON YET)
(I KNOW)
Alex shook his head. “Nope.”
(we need to contemplate this carefully)
“Well it’s definitely..... something....” Jackson said.
(yes...)
“It is something.” Alex said. “And that’s what we need to talk about.”
(Jalex?)
“Okay...” Jackson said.
(sure😂)
(I was waiting for you to say that😂)
“Yeah...What even happened last night?” Alex asked
(😂😂😂)
“All I can remember is that we kissed. But I don’t know if something else happened...” Jackson said.
(LOOK AT MY BIO😂😂)
“That’s all I remember too...” Alex nodded. “And then I remember almost drowning because the tide came in.”
(YESSA)
Jackson laughed. “Hopefully that’s all that happened.”
(THEY ARE THE POWER COUPLE😂😂😂)
“Yes. Hopefully.” Alex smiled.
(THEY ARE)
“So was that all?” Jackson asked.
(LIKE JUST START SMOOCHING AGAIN)
“I-I guess....” Alex said. “It’s Just...nevermind...”
(😂😂😂)
“Are you sure you don’t wanna talk about it?” Jackson asked.
(😂😂👌🏻👏🏻)
Alex sighed. “Talk about what?”
“When you said nevermind, are you sure you don’t wanna talk about it?” Jackson asked.
“I guess I do want to talk about it.” Alex said. “But it doesn’t concern you.”
“Well we can talk about it if you want.” Jackson said.
Alex shrugged. “I suppose I should tell you at some me point.”
“What is it?” Jackson asked.
(is it the affair with Maria Reynolds?🙄)
“Have I ever told you about my friend, John Laurens?” Alex asked
(nope)
(oh. him.😂)
“Nah. I don’t think so.” Jackson shrugged.
“Really? That’s a surprise...” Alex said. “Anyway, we went to college together. He was my boyfriend freshman year. And the thing is...he was murdered.”
(Elisza is pure evil)
(FRESHMAN YEAR— I DIDN’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR A CLUE I WAS A LOSER JUST LIKE YOU)
“Aw...” Jackson sighed. “Did anything happen to the murderer?”
(OH DÂMN IM HONNA BE A FRESHMAN SOON😂)
“Yeah. He killed a few other people. And apparently, I’m his next target.” Alex said
(wow😂)
(HELP)
“Don’t worry. He won’t kill you.” Jackson pulled out his thermos. “If he tries to go near you, I’ll hit him on the head with my deadly thermos.”
Alex laughed. “That’s the reason I’m here actually. Not that it helps...”
(neep😂)
Jackson suddenly became very interested in looking at the sand.
“Well, you might help. But this murderer knows where I am.” Alex said. “Which means I’m putting all you in danger.”
“Well since you probably brought a pistol, I don’t think we’d be in danger.” Jackson shrugged.
Alex laughed. “I don’t even know how to use them Jackson.”
“I thought you did....” Jackson said.
“Nope.” Alex shook his head. “I never thought I would need them.”
“I learned how to use one like.... two years ago.” Jackson said.
“Okay, I lied. I know how to use them, I’ve just never tried.” Alex sighed. “To be honest, I’m way too scared.”
“Aw.” Jackson laughed. “You’re scared?”
Alex nodded. “Yeah...my childhood friend almost shot himself once. It kinda scared me.”
“Well that does sound scary.” Jackson said.
“Anyway...why must our conversations be so...depressing?” Alex asked
Jackson shrugged. “I don’t know. Because happiness is fake?”
Alex laughed. “I guess so.”
(wow Alex. That’s totally something to laugh about🙄😂)
“So, Wanna talk about something that isn’t depressing?” Jackson smiled.
(yeah, well, that’s Alex for ya😂)
“Yeah...wait. I just thought of something!” Alex said
“What?” Jackson asked.
“If I almost drowned last night and you didn’t, that means you weren’t with me. So we didn’t do that stuff we were hoping we didn’t.” Alex said
“You’re right.” Jackson laughed.
Alex laughed. “That means I can still talk you you without feeling like an idiot.”
(AGHHHH MY CAT STEPPED ON ME WITH HER CLAWS OUT)
“I still think you’re an idiot.” Jackson smiled. “Cuz that’s what makes you so cute.”
“Well...I was gonna argue with you...” Alex said. “But I think you’re right.”
(poor Elisza😂)
(and then she bit me)
(oh wow. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE)
(YUP)
“Really?” Jackson asked. “Are you really sure you don’t wanna argue?”
Alex nodded. “I don’t like arguing with you.”
(I can’t believe my dad won’t let me have granola bars for dinner😒)
(ZOEY. EAT FOOD, NOT GRANOLA)
“Aw.” Jackson smirked. “The cutest ginger on earth likes me.”
(BUT ELISZA THE GRANOLA BARS ARE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE)
Alex laughed. “I am so not cute. Seriously.”
(EVEN WORSE)
(I LIKE THEM THOUGH)
(THEY ARE BAD FOR YOU)
“Yes you are.” Jackson squished Alex’s cheeks. “You’re adorable.” (meanwhile, Chloe is watching them and writing like crazy)
(BUT THEY ARE YUMMYYYYYYYY)
Alex glared at Jackson. “First of all, stop doing that. Second of all, I am not cute. Especially not right now.”
(shut up)
Jackson squished Alex’s cheeks again. “I still think you’re cute.”
(no.)
“I said don’t do that.” Alex frowned. “It hurts.”
(I need help)
(with what?)
(for some stupid reason I can’t remember the name of the diner in riverdale😂)
“Aw. That’s cute.” Jackson smiled.
“I’m on the verge of going spear fishing for annoying gingers.” Alex said
(‘Pop’s Chock’lit Shoppe)
“You’d Be spearing yourself.” Jackson smirked.
(Thank you. see, this is why I need you.)
Alex rolled his eyes. “I wish I could.”
(That’s the only reason I’m here😂)
“Well you shouldn’t! It was just a joke!” Jackson said.
(no it’s not)
Alex sighed. “I deserve it you know.”
“No you don’t!” Jackson shouted. “Well... maybe you do...” Jackson whispered. “But that’s not the point!”
(ITS ALSO BECAUSE YOU LOVE MEEEEE!!!!)
(Well, I love you in whatever weird way I can😂)
“Come on Jackson. I deserve it. End of story.” Alex shrugged.
(Elisza shows affection bye saying she hates me😂)
“Mmmmmm yeah but even if you did deserve it, that doesn’t mean that it should actually happen. I’d miss you, ya know?” Jackson blushed.
(yup😂)
“That’s really the only reason I’m still here. Because somehow, a few people still care about me.” Alex smiled
“I just remembered something.” Jackson laughed.
“And what’s that?” Alex asked
“On the first day, this girl named Cheryl approached me and I think she wanted to hit on me. That was kinda awkward.” Jackson laughed. “Because later that week, I found out I liked you.”
Alex laughed. “This whole situation is awkward. Well, for me at least.”
“It’s a little awkward for me to.” Jackson said.
“Well...at least you don’t sort of have a girlfriend.” Alex said
“But we both have a creepy stalker who enjoys writing about us.” Jackson felt.... creeped out.
“Ye gods, I never thought about that!” Alex said
“We should give her someone else to write about....” Jackson blushed.
“Maybe She should write about herself.” Alex laughed. “Or even better-we write about her.”
“Yeah but who else would write about her with? Like she clearly hasn’t shown any romantic interest in anybody here.” Jackson asked.
(^AAAAND THIS IS WHERE CLOIZA COMES IN😂😂)
Alex smiled mischievously. “The we create romantic romantic interest.”
(exactly)
“Sounds good to me.” Jackson smirked.
“There is only one question-who to set her up with.” Alex said
“Okay- this might sound weird...” Jackson took a deep breath in. “But how about your girlfriend?”
(YOU GO JACKSON!!)
Alex nodded. “That’s perfect. She needs someone right now. The only problem is she is the most straight person you have ever met.”
(YAAAAAAAAY JACKSON👏🏻😂)
“How about we set them up on a date, but it isn’t like a date, y’know? Like Chloe does something she regrets to Eliza, then she’ll take her out for dinner as an apology. That sound good?” Jackson asked.
(PERFECT PLAN😂😂)
“It sounds perfect. Let’s just hope it works.” Alex said
“Wait I have an idea!” Jackson turned around and faced Chloe who was collecting shells with Ham Sandwich on her head. “CHLOE!! C’MERE!!”
“Jackson! Bad plan!” Alex whispered.
“Sshhh. I got this.” Jackson whispered. || Chloe ran over to Alex and Jackson, surprisingly not dropping her shells. “Yeah?” || “Have you showed Eliza your crab yet? I think she’d love to see it.” Jackson smirked.
“Jackson..,that’s really not a good idea...” Alex said
“Why not?” Jackson asked. || Chloe was running around the beach, very determined to find Eliza and show her her pet crab.
Alex groaned. “Eliza hates crabs you idiot.”
“Even better.” Jackson smirked. || “ELIZAAAA!!!!!” Chloe shouted. “WHERE ARE YOU?!”
Alex’s eyes widened and he nearly fell over from shock. “I think I found her.”
“YOU FOUND ELIZA?!” Chloe shouted from across the beach to Alex
“Yeah I did.” Alex said, pointing out to the ocean where Eliza was walking. Which when I say walking, she was walking so far out she could easily drown.
“ELIZAAAA!!!” Chloe ran up behind Eliza and pulled her a little bit closer to the shore.
Eliza gently moved Chloe away from her and walked out so far that the water was over her head.||”Eliza!” Alex shouted, running out after Eliza
“ELIZAAAAA!!!” Chloe dragged Eliza back onto the sand, away from the ocean.
Eliza...wasn’t breathing. And looked pretty dead.||Alex ran over and sat down next to Eliza. “Dâmn it! How did I not notice earlier?!”
“HOLD UP. I’M A DOCTOR. I KNOW CPR.” Chloe shouted and..... began to perform CPR on Eliza.
Alex sighed. “Don’t bother Chloe. She’s fine.”
“Really?” Chloe stopped and looked up at Alex. (if you think about it, Chloe just kissed Eliza. that’s how CPR works.)
“Yeah.” Alex nodded. “She’s almost drowned before. She is strangely good at surviving.”
(yeah. there was a point to all this.)
Chloe checked Eliza’s pulse and smiled when she felt that she was alive. “Good.” She sighed.
Eliza opened her eyes a little and spat some water out at Chloe. “Thanks a lot.”
“No problem.” Chloe smiled.
(I can’t tell if Eliza is being sarcastic or not....😂)
(yup. that is sarcasm)
“That was sarcastic.” Eliza said, glaring at Chloe. “I would have much rather drowned.”
“Oh. Why would you want to drown? Being alive is pretty awesome.” Chloe looked sad.
“Being alive might be nice for you Chloe.” Eliza smiled. “But not for me.”
“Well.... If you’re depressed, I can make your life worth living.” Chloe let out a weird dorky laugh. “I’ve helped a lotta people.”
Eliza shook her head. “There isn’t anything you can do to help. Believe me, if there was, you would have done it by now.” Eliza said
(I have to go eat, your in charge of my roleplay until I get back)
“I just hate seeing people sad and depressed.” Chloe folded her arms.
(wait what. OKAY I GUESS.)
ZOEY ARE U STILL ON
(I’m back)
(hi)
(hi)
(ABRAHAM SAID EYO)
(Nellie tried to kidnap me)
(Why?😂)
(to show me something)
(show you what?)
(a video of cole sprouse sleeping)
(that’s....... stupid.)
(exactly)
(so.....)
(So?)
(rp?)
(duh)
(it’s Eliza’s turn to say something)
(Kay...hold on...)
(mmmmkay)
“Yeah...well I’m sorry Chloe...” Eliza said, standing up and walking off
“One more thing!” Chloe ran and caught up to Eliza.
“No. No more things.” Eliza said
“But-“ Chloe showed Eliza her crab. “His name is Ham Sandwich!”
“Gah! Leave me alone!” Eliza said, walking off
“Wait!” Chloe followed Eliza. “I’m sorry for harassing you... kinda. Well how can I make it up to you?”
“You can’t. Now go away.” Eliza said
“Pleeeaaaassee???” Chloe begged.
“I’ll think about it.” Eliza said, walking away
Jackson looked at Alex and laughed. “Did you see that?”
Alex was laughing hysterically. “Oh. My. God.”
(hey Elisza Remember that time in the first episode of Riverdale when Betty and Veronica kissed?)
(YES)
“That was hilarious!” Jackson laughed.
(I just randomly felt like bringing that up😂)
“I have never seen Eliza act like that before.” Alex said
(wow😂👏🏻)
“You’ve never seen her be so...” Jackson tried to find the word to describe her. “Weird?”
Alex shook his head. “I guess not...”
“I don’t know if that was the correct word.” Jackson laughed nervously.
“Me either.” Alex said
“Maybe awkward was the right word....” Jackson shrugged.
“Yeah...that’s better.” Alex nodded
“Hopefully Eliza tells Chloe that she would accept a gift or something to make up for what she did.” Jackson smirked.
Alex sighed. “This is Eliza we’re talking about. It’s not gonna happen.”
“Okay Maybe you’re right.” Jackson sighed.
“We will see though...” Alex said
“Wait...” Jackson said.
“Wait What?” Alex asked
“Did Chloe really need to do mouth-to-mouth with Eliza?” Jackson asked Alex.
“I don’t think-oh. my. god.” Alex laughed. “No way.”
“They technically kissed!” Jackson practically fell over, cackling.
Alex stopped laughing. “Wait. Why do I find this funny?”
“Because.... they kissed?” Jackson asked.
“Jackson, she’s my girlfriend. This is crazy.” Alex said
“Yeah well how do you think Eliza felt when she found out we like each other?” Jackson asked sarcastically. “Probably the same way.”
“She...doesn’t exactly know.” Alex sighed.
Jackson glared at Alex. “I thought you said you told her.”
“I didn’t. She sorta figured it out on her own.” Alex said
“Well... I’m pretty sure she felt the same way when she found out.” Jackson shrugged.
“But she doesn’t entirely know! I lied to her!” Alex sighed. “You don’t get it...”
“How do you lie about something so simple?” Jackson asked.
Alex laughed. “I’m an expert liar.”
“What did you tell her?” Jackson asked.
“I-I’d rather not say.” Alex said
“Please?” Jackson begged.
Alex shook his head. “Nope. Sorry Jackson.”
“Aw.” Jackson sighed.
Alex shrugged. “Sorry.”
“I just don’t see how you you can lie about something that’s so easy to tell people.” Jackson said.
“I have my ways.” Alex said
“Did you say something like we ‘accidentally’ bumped into each other and kissed?” Jackson asked.
“Okay, I didn’t tell her about that!” Alex said
Jackson looked up at Alex, speechless. “What?”
“Can we just...not talk about Eliza?” Alex asked
“That works for me.” Jackson shrugged.
“Thank you.” Alex smiled a little
(AH ELISZA I JUST REALIZED THAT JACKSON SAID “That works for me” AND THATS WHAT JD SAID TO VERONICA IN DEAD GIRL WALKING BEFORE THEY STARTED GOING AT IT😂😂)
(OH MY GOD😂😂)
“No problem.” Jackson smiled.
(You know what that means right?😏)
Alex sighed. “So...what now?”
(nooooope😑)
(*snort laughs* got it👌🏻😂)
“I don’t know.” Jackson shrugged
(you should have seen my face😂)
“How about I bury you alive in the sand?” Alex asked
(I almost fell over laughing onto my food😂)
“Sure.” Jackson laughed.
(I would have...IF NELLIE WASNT HERE)
“Lay down then.” Alex said, pointing to the ground
(*glare* The dreaded Nellie😂)
(yup)
Jackson laid down on his side, as if he would fall asleep.
Alex sat down next to Jackson and started throwing sand on him.
(I snort laughed in front of my family and they were probably wondering why I did that😂)
(wooooow)
Jackson closed his eyes to make sure he didn’t get sand in them.
(Me: *snort laughs* BAHA!! My family: What is wrong with her.....?)
“Hopefully I won’t kill you by doing this.” Alex said, now trying to avoid Jackson’s face
“How would you kill me?” Jackson asked.
“Suffocation.” Alex said
“Good point.” Jackson said.
“Let’s just try not to do that.” Alex laughed
“I know what we should do tomorrow night.” Jackson smirked.
“Okay...you’re kind of scaring me, but what?” Alex asked
(This May surprise you a bit Elisza😏)
(oh god. YOURE scaring me.)
“I was thinking.... getting drunk?” Jackson laughed.
(😂😂 you thought it was going to be something much worse, didn’t you?)
“I mean, I could get away with it....but we’d have to do something about you.” Alex said
(Nah...not really.)
“I feel like I’m being too dependent on you for some reason.” Jackson said.
(really?😂)
“Nah, you’re not. Not at all.” Alex said. “But I’m totally good with you’re plan.”
(Well...honestly, when it comes to us, getting drunk is REALLY bad)
“I’ve only gotten drunk once before. And when I woke up, I was dangling out of a window.” Jackson laughed. “Hopefully that won’t happen again.”
(you’re right....)
“Yeah, well I’m highly experienced at this. You on the other hand, aren’t old enough.” Alex sighed.
(see?)
(kinda.....)
“Well I really wanna do this.” Jackson said.
“We could go now if you want.” Alex said
(NELLIE JUST PUT ON SINCERLY ME)
(I RUB MY NÎPPLES AND START MOANING WITH DELIGHT)
(YUP)
“Really?” Jackson asked.
“Yeah. Why not?” Alex smiled mischievously. “Unless you’re too scared.”
“I’m not scared. I’m just worried that you’re gonna be mad if I sit up because you wanted to bury me alive.” Jackson said.
(YOU’RE GETTING BETTER EVERY DAAAAAAAYYY)
“Well...you’re pretty buried. I work fast.” Alex said brushing the sand off his hands
(MY SISTERS HOT-Wait, she kinda is)
(..........do you have a crush on your sister?😂)
( THE ONLY MAN THAT I LOVE IS MY DAY!!!) sorry I had to do that
(no. but she is the prettiest human ever.)
“Blaaaaaargghhh.” Jackson said as he sat up like a zombie rising out of its tomb, sand falling to his sides.
Alex laughed. “Great, now that you have risen from the dead, we can go.”
(Okay...now we’re on dead girl walking...)
(AW DONT SAY THAT ELISZA. You know I’m the prettiest human ever😏 *hairflips and Walks away*)
(you are Zo.)
(EW. GROSS.)
(NOT THAT SONG)
(I love that song😂)
“Yes. We can go now.” Jackson stood up and wiped the sand off himself.
“Wait. You’re underage.” Alex said.
(PULL MY HAIR, TOUCH ME THERE)
(Sorry, you’re to late. it’s over)
“Uh- Well I’m sure you were underage too when you first drank alcohol.” Jackson folded his arms.
(Dāmn it.)
Alex laughed. “Jackson, I’m only 20.”
(FREEZE YOUR BRAAAAAAIIIIIN)
(SWIM IN THE ICE GET LOST IN THE PAIN)
(once again, it’s over)
“Well then you’re underage too!” Jackson shouted. “The legal age is 21.”
(UUUUUGGGGHHHH FRICK)
Alex pulled a fake ID out of his pocket. “According to this I’m not.”
(AHAHAHAH)
Jackson choked on air. “Wooooow.”
(what song is playing now?)
(interviews with cole sprouse.)
“See, I don’t have a problem.” Alex said
(o)
“Lucky.” Jackson mumbled.
“We could fix your problem you know.” Alex said, putting his ID back.
(And now riverdale bloopers)
“Oh yeah. You’re just gonna walk up to the place where you get and ID and say ‘HEY! GET MY BUDDY OVER HERE AN ID!HE JUST TIRNED 21!’” Jackson said *ahem* S A R C A S T I C A L L Y.
(*sigh*)
Alex sighed. “Idiot. There are many other ways to do this.”
Jackson glared at Alex. “Oh really?”
“Yup. I do these things all the time. Just give me a few minutes.” Alex said
“Okay...” Jackson said.
“I’ll be right back.” Alex said, heading off to his hut.
(Kay so Elisza I just came upon a picture of Lafayette and I said out loud “Hello beautiful.” then moved onto the next picture. Is that weird?😂)
“Bye.” Jackson sat down and played with the sand.
(nope)
OKAY TUME SKIP TO WHEN ALEX GETS BACK
(Guess what?)
(what?)
Alex came back and handed a fake ID to Jackson. “There.”
“Wow.” Jackson laughed. “Thanks.”
“You’re welcome.” Alex smiled
(that’s all. I have a $1 bill. that’s all I wanted to tell you.)
(wow)
“So are we doing this or what?” Jackson asked as he stood up.
(impressive, I know.)
“We’re doing this.” Alex said
(I have...something to show you)
“So where are we going to get the alcohol?” Jackson asked.
(Okay...?)
“I don’t know, this was you’re plan!” Alex said
“Wait. I know where to find some.” Jackson smirked.
“Where?” Alex asked
“The lobby. Follow me.” Jackson took Alex’s hand and led him into the lobby.
“Alright. That’s convenient.” Alex said
“Be right back.” Jackson let go of Alex’s hand and went... somewhere.
“O-Okay...” Alex said...just standing there
“Let’s go.” Jackson came back from wherever he went, carrying 6 cases of beer.
(brb Speeeeeed showerrrrrrr)
“Dâmn. Where did you get that?” Alex asked
(Kay)
(back)
“Don’t ask. Let’s just go back to my hut.” Jackson said as he ran out the lobby.
(hey)
“Alright...” Alex said running out after Jackson
Jackson ran into his hut and put down the beer next to door.
“Did you steal that?” Alex asked.
“No....” Jackson said. “Maybe.......”
“Hey, I don’t care if you did. I was just curious.” Alex said
(ELISZA YOU HAVE TO SEE SOMETHING HILARIOUS I FOUND)
(Okay...)
“Good.” Jackson nodded.
“Alright. This is not gonna end well.” Alex said.
(oh hey, I forgot to tell you something)
(ye?)
(I finally told someone I’m not straight)
“What Do you mean?” Jackson looked concerned.
(WOW. WHO?)
(my friend. who is also asexual.)
“I mean I’m gonna end up doing something stupid.” Alex said
(👏🏻👏🏻To be honest, I thought you were talking about Nellie😶)
“Doesn’t That always happen?” Jackson asked.
“I mean really stupid.” Alex said
(NO WAY NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO)
(😂😂I now realize that it was not Nellie)
“This’ll be fun then.” Jackson smiled mischievously.
Alex laughed “I sure hope it will be.”
(NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WILL I TELL NELLIE
(and the word got around, they said “This kids super gay, man!” and Nellie was super confused because she was never told.) (it’s supposed to be in tune of Alexander Hamilton)
Jackson opened his first beer and..... took a sip.
(I’m not gay though😂)
“Hey kid. You are gonna give me one of those, aren’t you?” Alex asked
“Yes.” Jackson tossed Alex a bottle of his own.
(u right.)
“Thanks.” Alex said, opening the bottle and drinking half of it.
(yeah. anyway, I have to go take a shower. I’ll be back. once again, I’m leaving you in charge.)
(mmmkay)
“Wow.” Jackson looked surprised at how much Alex could drink at once.
(I’m back)
“Don’t look so surprised.” Alex laughed. “I used to do this all the time.”
(heyo)
(YODELS)
“Just- how do you get so much of a liquid down your gullet so fast?” Jackson took another tiny sip.
(ABRAHAM SAID EYO)
Alex shrugged and took another sip. “I don’t know. All I know is that I’m gonna have finished all of this before you’re even halfway done with that.”
Jackson shrugged and tried to drink 1/3 of his beer. And when I say try, I mean that he almost spit everything out at the last second.
Alex laughed. “Oh man. Not to be rude, but this is kinda pathetic.”
“Pathetic?” Jackson tilted his head.
“Yeah. At this rate, this is gonna take hours.” Alex nodded
“Well I’ll have you know that because I’m so inexperienced with alcohol, it’ll probably only take me 2 more bottles to get drunk.” Jackson sounded like he was proud of that.
“You have a point there.” Alex nodded and finished the last of his beer.
Jackson managed to finished the rest of his first bottle, already feeling a little tipsy.
Alex leaned up against a wall and dropped the empty bottle. “Dâmn...I already feel awful...”
Jackson grabbed his second bottle and took a sip. “Me too.... kinda.”
“Well...that’s what I’m here for.” Alex said walking over and grabbing another bottle. “Hm...I wonder if I can drink this whole thing in one go...”
“I’d like to see you try.” Jackson smirked and took another sip, but it was bigger.
“Here goes nothing...” Alex said before attempting to drink the whole thing...and sort of succeeded.
“Wow....” Jackson was surprised. “HOW?!”
“I-I don’t know...” Alex said, smiling awkwardly. “But I’m never doing that again,”
“Do you suppose I could drink half of this?” Jackson asked.
“Nah...you can try, but from what I’ve seen, I doubt it.” Alex said, dropping the new empty bottle next to the other one
Jackson.... drank.... HALF THE BOTTLE!! “I did it!” He gasped.
“Wow. I’m impressed.” Alex laughed.
“Me too.” Jackson laughed.
“Lets See If you can do it again.” Alex smirked
(OH MY GOD I JUST READ THE CAPTION FOR THIS IM DYING😂😂😂😂)
“I- I don’t think I can do the rest...” Jackson said nervously. (That’s what she said)
“Aw, that’s too bad for you.” Alex said
(I KNOW😂😂)
“Well.... maybe I can.” Jackson said.
(I ACTUALLY LAUGHED. QUIETLY, BUT IT STILLA HAPPENED.)
“Hey, Don’t push yourself or your going to regret it.” Alex said
(SOMETIMES I MAKE MYSELF FALL OUT ONTO THE FLOOR LAUGHING. AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE TIMES.)
Jackson glared at Alex and said, “Watch me.” He drank the other half of the bottle. Good job Jackson.
Alex sighed. “Alright, I’m watching.”
(Zoey, I never laugh about online stuff. ever.)
“There. I did it.” Jackson smirked. “I drank the rest of the bottle.” He dropped the now empty bottle onto the ground.
“I guess you did do it.” Alex smiled, but something about it was very off
(so does that make me special for getting you to laugh?)
(yup)
(wow😱😂)
“You Okay?” Jackson looked at Alex’s weird smile.
“Yep, I’m perfectly fine.” Alex nodded. “Why?”
“Your smile looked weird.” Jackson said.
“My smile has always been weird.” Alex said. “That’s not an excuse.”
“Yeah... it looked less charming and cute than normal.” Jackson said.
“Well that’s not good.” Alex said, trying (and failing) to fix his smile
“Wait...” Jackson walked over to Alex and physically fixed his smile. “Better.”
“Thanks.” Alex said, his emails becoming strange again. “But I think I’m just drunk.”
“Already?” Jackson asked.
“Yeah. I get drunk easily.” Alex said
“It... took.... you.... two bottles..... and I still need one more.” Jackson smirked. “You managed to get drunk before me.”
“Well...I did have a couple shots earlier.” Alex shrugged. “I’m still a little off from that.”
Jackson closed his eyes and took a deep breath in. “You had some shots earlier?” Jackson seemed disappointed/ mad at Alex.
“Yeah. While you were sleeping.” Alex said
Jackson glared at Alex. “Mmmkay.” He grabbed another bottle of beer and drank half the bottle without realizing it.
“Wow, you’re getting good at this.” Alex was very surprised with Jackson
“Glad to know you’re proud of me.” Jackson said. He was clearly drunk.
“I wouldn’t say that at all.” Alex said. “You’re gonna end up like me.”
“Pfft. You’re the spicy ginger. I’m the hot ginger. I will never be the spicy ginger like you.” Jackson said.
“You have a point there. But I have lost a lot of spice in the past few years.” Alex said
“Well.... good. Cuz I don’t want you to get spicy with me.” Jackson said, beginning to nod off.
“Hey, don’t worry, I won’t.”Alex smiled his really awkward smile again
“Thanks.” Jackson kissed Alex’s cheek before he.... fell down onto the floor and fell asleep.
“You’re Welcome...”Alex said despite the fact that Jackson feel asleep. He sat down on the floor next to Jackson...and basically sat there for the rest of the night.
(Aw. What just happened was adorable. Kinda.😂)
(it was almost adorable😂)
(if they weren’t drunk, it would’ve been adorable😂)
(let’s just hope the next morning turns out better than it did when Phillip and Zoey did the exact same thing🙄)
(I’m pretty sure it’ll turn out better😂)
(it better😂)
HOLO
(it better, because if it doesn’t, I will pick up my TV and throw it out my window)
(that’s harsh)
(HI KAT. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PHILLIP AND ZOEY DID. AND YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW. EVER.)
(Okay I actually wont😂)
(NEVER EVER.)
(I didn’t think so😂)
(I would probably just very angrily throw my pillow at my wall😂)
(I think I’d kill myself)
(ELISZA NO.)
(I’m joking.)
(good.)
(yeah...)
(wait a second. I’m about to do something amazing.)
(okay...)
Jackson pulled Alex to lay down with him and hugged him like Chloe would hug a teddy bear.
(AMAZING, RIGHT?!😂)
(awwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
(now it’s adorable)
Okay, so maybe Alex didn’t it there for the rest of the night. But he did until Zoey came along and ruined it for me.
(yep.)
Jackson was happy with the things he did in his sleep. He didn’t let Eliszas opinion ruin it for him.
(welp I’m tired. goodnight💛😘)
And this is the reason Elisza hates human beings. Especially gingers.
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