conversation with my mom a few weeks ago: me: *shows her a picture of phil* mom: he's kinda dorky looking. me: OMG MOM PLS STAPH today: *shows mom this picture* me: isn't he hot? mom: yeah he is actually

she ships it

I tried to get her to ship. she just said "those poor guys. all the fans are nuts" so I showed her there gayness and then this happened: me *shows mom phan* mom: *sighs* "those poor guys" me: but they're gay right mom:so gay

I got my nine year old cousin to ship it

she also called me a goth

I love her so much

Oml my mom said that Phil has to be gay bc he wore a dog shirt