"Talyn you suck at flirting" "Michael you suck at succing" "..........." "..........." "Fair enough"

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"Talyn you suck at flirting" "Michael you suck at succing" "..........." "..........." "Fair enough"

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honestly i don't even know how to flirt
it's one of the things we all need to know how to do that school won't teach us
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
we all read the smoothest pick up line shít on tumblr but when you try it out it's more like "cucumber's r cute, r u relatated"
"reletated" wyd @me
THAT MADE ME LAUGH
are you mitochondria bc you are the powerhouse of my cell
yeah that doesn't work
are you my dad because you left me when i was younger
are you hurricane matthew because you make me want to drive far away-- no wait come back
are you one of my puns because you make me laugh and cringe at the same time
I make you laugh and cringe? aw I thought I only made you cringe
I'll have to work on that
you're the first person i've ever really talked to on this app and ive had this since i was an edgy 12 year old so i mean you're special
I'm an edgy 12 year old right now 🤒
HDJSMS ARE YOU REALLY TWELVE
I THOUGHT U WERE LIKE OLDER THAN ME
IM 17 HAHAHAHAHA
I WAS MAKING A JOKE
OH
IM CRYING AHAHAHAHAH IM NOT REALLY 12
IM SORRY IM LEGIT SO GULLIBLE
AW ITS OK
someone could tell ME i'm 12 and i'd be like ",,,,WAIT really"
THATS SO FUNNY
ALL I CAN THINK OF IS YOU JUST BEING LIKE ",,,FOR REAL?"
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