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whipped cream ship machine wait what?


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first
:)
hehe I like the slogan 👻
hehe
yolo
yele
hi
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
woop
well hello there
I’m in a weird mood👻
hmm
me tooooo
I woke up at 1 today :)))
wowza
I had a dream. it was weird 🙃
weird
boop
beep
talalala
falalalalala
lalalala
deck the halls with boughs of holly
falalalalala
lalalala
‘tis the season to be jolly
welcome to our Christmas song along😂
falalalalala
lalalala
*sing
song along sounds way better
oh yes
song along-lala lalalala
bahahahahaha-hahahaha
😂
whoop whoop
if you’re crazy and you know it laugh out loud
you couldn’t hear it but I just died. whoop
3:30 guys
I didn’t go to bed until 3:30
oof
aww
oof
oof
yikes I’m gonna miss so much bye y’all
bye :)
bye yeeyee
anya smoked a cigar on a park bench with her legs crossed and her sun hat tilted down. she tapped her foot to the beat of the song she had stuck in her head. she looked like quite the classy bxtch
oof. I had bad connection so everything I typed deleted
bye
dang
pc hates everyone
it does
i just kicked the shtt out of my sister and now she’s pxssed at me not that i even give a fxck i wish she would just stay out of my room damit!
jesus im such a terrible person
hehe my sister just got an aquatic frog that I convinced her to name umbridge
oof. I drag my sister out of my room..even though we share the room😬😂
and she got 5 other fish that I named Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna
I mean she named them. I just happen to be nearby and tell her that those were good names😁
my siblings and I don’t go into each other’s rooms without permission 🤷🏻‍♀️
I share a room with my sister 🤷🏻‍♀️
oof
me too
*sighhhhhhhhh*
🐱🐟
🕷🕸
🌞🌸
🌳🏠
🌊🏃‍♀️
🐄 👦
🌮 🔔
🐚🐟
oof
I need to find a hobby😕😂
peter Parker here to pick up my passport please”
ughhhhxhxhdh
boop
yuppers
Disney channel finally made a thing in memory of Cameron
I’m bored
bruh I was still rping on week 3
yeet
😂
😂
so...
when your mom realizes that she broke you and yer hella depressed 🤠
oof
aww
it is ok
I hope it gets better💞
and than my brother said i had to get my mental health together bc black men with mental health issues are the ones that go to jail
hey I go by star and snape is already active🙃
this is why i’m scared shttless of the police
do you ever just want to punch your family sometimes
aw
all the time
but it’s my papa’s birthday so i gtg my shtt together before tonight
oof family is rough
it is man..
^*got to get
I’m sorry that you’re going through s***. that really súćks
yea man i wish i was cis damit
when you have to mix batter but too short to see above the rim of the bowl on the counter!😁
I’m using a stupid stool rn😂
what’s cis? sorry I’m pretty stupid
it’s when your gender corresponds with the scx you were born with
ohhh
why does life have to be so complicated. like why can’t society just shut up sometimes and let people do their own thing.
exactly!
also i’m not tryna die bc poc trannies have high murder rates
honestly society is messed up and I could spend years just giving reasons as to why
STUPID. SOCIETY
thank you man i needed to vent
of course
haha don’t you love it when you tell your family that you don’t eat meat but your parents decide to make some stupid beef pasta and they won’t let you even make your own food. hahahaha...
^and this is called not eating tonight and also me being a drama queen cause I know it’s no big deal😛
good for you man. helping the earth like that. sneak some food at midnight or som.
whoop sounds fun
I’ll be a sneaky sneak
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
🕷
spiders are cool. I don’t know why people are scared of them. snakes on the other hand... 😂
spiders are not cool
spiders are friends not food
julia does not want a ship because she’s sad itS NEVER HIP TO CREATE SHiPs
oof
anya tamped put her cigar and continued on her way down the winding trails of the park, her high heels clicking loudly.
Star sat on a bench with a notepad in hand. she was sketching
cal walks the puppy around the park, snapping pics of kale every 5 seconds.
Farren wants a ship because ITS ALWAYS HIP TO CREATE SHIPS
Kane walked out of a conscience store with a bag of dog food in one arm
oh my...
Star looks up and sees anya. “could you please move. you’re blocking my view” she says looking right past her and jotting something down
cal meets kane around the corner, “he went pxxp like a good boy!” he smiles and pats kale on the head. he frowns, “but i didn’t have a shtt bag..”
anya rolls her eyes and refuses to budge, “you again..”
Star doesn’t put her pencil down “oh how nice of you to remember me. now please if you could move I would greatly appreciate it” she looks up with a fake smile
Kane laughs. “well then we are less prepared than I thought” he pets Kale
anya moves and sits next to star, looking over her shoulder, “what are you doing anyways?”
“all you got was food? you should let me do the shopping.” cal says i’m a matter of fact tone.
Star sighs and looks at anya “I’m drawing. or at least I was until you showed up.” she slapped her pencil down on the paper which held a drawing of the park only half finished
he was making out with harry
😂
Draco probably fell in the toilet
oo dRaMa
we all know it was him making out with harry tho
oo
Harry gets a little feisty😂
Kane sighs “alright fine. Maybe I’m not the best at this but give me a break! I’ve never had to shop for anyone but myself before”
tristan hung outside the grocery store, writing in a journal. he pushed his glasses up his nose and glanced around.
hello
Annie hung upside down from a tree branch
ello Ella
my WiFi is stupid
WiFi is stupid😤
Farren walks.
Annie falls out of the tree
cal kisses his cheek, “it’s fine babes, i’ll take care of it.” he hands kane the leash and walks into the pet store.
Farren stops walking when she sees someone fall out of a tree. She stares and then walks away.
Kane sets down the dog food and tried to teach Kale a trick
julia decided to go make friends so she walked around
very productive and a great way to make friends !
Farren walks.
cal buys a kennel, treats, pxxp bags, toys, a bed, food and water bowls all with his drug money and walks back out of the store.
by the time cal came back, Kane taught kale how to shake and roll over. he was very proud
“omg who’s my good boys?” cal is so excited. “shevejevsksbdjdvj”
Kane waves at him “look what Kale can do!” he raised his hand and Kale shook.
“cutieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
Kane walked over and kissed cal “come on. let’s get home”
cal smiles and pulls kane into a longer kiss before grabbing his hand and walking towards his apartment, “i’m so happy i could.. i could.. i could do something!”
Kane happily follows “me too. if you didn’t take over shopping...” he grimaces at the thought “bad bad things would’ve happened
“don’t worry about it.” cal smiles (i’m so terrible) just at that moment his uncle’s car pulled around the corner. “boy watchu doin with that street rat?” cal immediately pulled his hand away from kane’s. “uh oh..”
Kane kept his eyes on the car even when he felt cal pull away.
*he didn’t want to cause any more trouble
Farren walks some more.
Annie climbs back into the tree
“answer me boy don’t make me drag yo xss back home!” the man inside flicked a cigarette bxtt at them. “n-nothin uncle, we was just taking care of business as usual!” cal yelled back trying to sound casual.
“wow that’s really good,” she is really surprised by how the unfinished picture is actually mysterious and beautiful. her clipped accent makes her tone come off as sarcastic.
Kane whispers to cal “THATS your uncle”
star rolls her eyes “didn’t they teach you anything in preschool: if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. or did you fail that grade too”
p l o t t w i s t
Farren goes to the cafe and orders a fancy latte. shocker
woah...
cal nods discreetly as his uncle drives past them slowly looking kane up and down, “if i catch you with this goodfornothin boy again...” his uncle shakes his head and drives past them.
shook
oof
Kane lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding
Kale just growls at the passing car then wags his tail. (what a good boy)
Farren sips on her fancy latte.
Annie falls out of her tree again then gives up and walks over near to where Farren was
Farren turns and accidentally spill her fancy latte on Annie.
Annie yells. it was hot. “whajsbwj!!-wha-so hot!!”
brb
“my fancy latte!” Farren gasps.
hey Tyler :)
Tyler
I just want you to know that I love you so much and I pray that everything will work out
i love you do much tyler im sorry about the text. i know you probably can’t see this but i hope things work out and i love you. stay strong <3
Tyler, I hope everything works out. Everything will get better eventually. Love you ♥️
:(
tyler i love you so much, I hope everything works out for you & better things arrive to you in the future💓💫💛
💞
cal continues walking down the sidewalk as if nothing happened, “i can’t wait for kale to be a big boyyyy”
“what is preschool? never mind. and i did say something nice..” anya is confused and tilts her head to the side still eyeing the beautiful drawing.
Kane didn’t say anything. he was lost in thought....
hehe. I don’t know why but I love saying lost in thought
as my icon says😂
“oh sureeeeee. and I’m the queen of England” star retorts. she folds up her notebook, workedup
😂
“i was being serious! you americans are so confusing..” anya stands up realizing she’s just wasted her time.
“are you alright?” cal taps kane’s hand and slowly slides his hand in his again, positive that his uncle was gone.
Kane slowly sighs. “yeah...I’m uh- fine”
Star exhales sharply. “me?! ma’am you came over here and started making fun of my drawings”
cal stopped walking and cupped a hand on kane’s cheek, “what’s wrong? please tell me..” he frowns looking into kane’s eyes as if the answer was in there.
“i did not! i said they were really good!” anya tries not to show how hurt she is, “whatever not like i care..”
“then why do you always have to sound sarcastic when you say everything” Star throws her arms up in protest
“well maybe your ears need fixing, i was giving you a compliment! take it or leave it.” anya walks away from star in a huff.
Kane pursed his lips “it’s just that...if you don’t feel comfortable around me in public, then maybe- nevermind” he turns his head away pulling it out of cals hands. “it’s a stupid reason anyways”
Star was now very confused “w-wait....I THOUGHT YOU WERE INSULTING ME” she yelled at her
cal looks down, “i just held your hand for a block and i’ve kissed you a thousand times in the park, it’s not the public that i don’t want to see this.. it’s my uncle.” he hopes that made some sense.
anya laughs, “oh you would know if i was insulting you!”
Kane frowned. “oh...well you shouldn’t let him push you around.” he knew it wasn’t that easy
Star racked her brain for a comeback “oh yeah well- you would know when I’m trying to....um” she blushed as she came to nothing
“how can i not? he’s the one paying the bills and.. god knows what else with the feds... besides the least i can do is pretend that i’m following his rules.”
anya has already walked away laughing quietly to herself, “americans am i right?” she says to no one.
“yeah you’re right” kane smiled weakly “I just wish it didn’t have to be that way”
*he leaned forward and kissed cal
Anya just loves walking away😂
cal brought his arms around kane’s neck and kisses him again and again, “yea me too..”
anya is the kween of walking away
that she is
Kane smiled bringing his hand up to cals waist. Then kale barked and ran around them excitedly rapping them up in his lease
👑
👑 🚶‍♀️
that’s her in her fullest form😁
someone yelled at them to get a room and cal flipped the guy off, “we should go, kale should try out his new stuff and i’d rather enjoy making out with you on the couch,” he laughs and pulls away rom kane and continues down the block.
👏🏽😤👏🏽
her new name shall be the walking kween
yeasss
she. knows. how. to. walk away in stylllllleeeeee
haha I’m so weird😂
Kane laughs “deal. come on Kale” he leads the way to the apartment
rawr
cal opens the apartment and immediately starts to set up kale’s puppy corner in a corner behind the counter between the kitchen and the living room. “he should probably start sleep omg his kennel from now on,” he frowns.
Kane closes the door behind him and sets down an armful of groceries “hmm. it’s just so sad to see puppies in crates.” he pouts
“i know right? he has to be trained tho so it’s for the better,” he gets kale all set up for the night and helps kane unpack the groceries.
once they finished, Kane sat down on the couch.
cal sat in kane’s lap, facing him, “i told you we were gonna make out again.” he laughs and kisses kane, cupping a hand on his cheek.
Kane snickers “and I was waiting patiently for this” He pulls cal closer and starts kissing him
cal raps his legs around kane and smiles, “oh shut up.”
🥬🥬🥬🥬
hehe
Kane raps one arm around cals waist almost pinning him to his chest “this is by far the best part of my day”
Kane and cal are the cutest ship ever
llelansjan
they are pretty adorable 🥬🤪
📦
back
cal shushes him with another kiss, running a hand through his hair. cal forgets about his uncle, the business everything about the world slips away in this moment.
🥬👏🏽
woah that’s a beautiful paragraph right there😤👏👏
thanks man shsgjsbrje
Kane ran his knuckles along cals jaw line and kisses his neck.
and here I come with a basic sentence 😂
lol
cal smiles and pulls a blanket over them, pushing him down so kane is laying down with cal on top of him, with his arms around his waist.
despite his effort Kane lets out a giggling like sound and rolls over pinning cal down
the gayest couple
cal sticks out his tongue and despite his arms being pinned manages to rap his legs around kane’s torso.
oh so gay indeed
Kane leans forward and kisses cal all over his face. he puts his weight on his forearms trying not to squish cal
cal lets out a noise (lol eyala great writing) and wiggles an arm out of kane’s grip. he pulls kane’s head towards him slightly and kisses his neck.
*you just hear Kale in the other room barking*😂
Kane smiles and raps his hand in cals hair bringing his head closer to his own.
😂
cal kisses his shoulder leaving a mark there, “oops,, that’s gonna leave a mark,,” he chuckles.
Kane rolls his eyes “like anyone’s gonna see it besides you” he leans in, their noses touching as he speaks.
I wanted to make a joke right there but it was just really sad especially for me😂
say the jokeeee
do not judge me okieeeeeee
“well daniel might,,” he lets out a laugh and kisses kane’s nose. “sheesh you’re so cuteeee.”
i won’t i promiseee
*kane rolled his eyes. “like anyone’s gonna see it. not like I’ll go around wearing tube tops or anything. I might be gay but there’s a fine line that I’m not willing to cross”
😂
it’s not even really a joke it’s just more cringe worthy than the last response
Kane shakes his head squeezing his eyes shut for extra affect. “nuh-uh!!” he sticks his tongue out. “is rather kiss a seagull before I let Daniel see me again”
did i just accodentally delete that
oops
“eww don’t kiss a seagull! you’ll give me bird flu or whatever the next time you kiss me,” cal wrinkles his nose and pokes at kane’s stomach lightly.
Kane laughs “whatever..” he plays with one of cals curls sticking out from the rest of his hair
“can you go back to kissing me..” cal pouts.
“aww is my little bad boy getting impatient?” kane teases but then kisses cal anyways
“oh shush,” cal wiggles his other arm from kane’s grasp and raps his arms around kane’s neck so he’s completely entwined around kane like a lil koala.
🐨🥬
indeed
Kane kisses cal, leaning on one arm, and raps the other around his waist supporting him. “as you wish” he grins
I like how this whole page is basically just Kale stuff😂💞
cal stops kissing kane for a second and just lays there hugging him, “i don’t want this moment to end.”
Kane collapses on the bed so they were both laying on their sides hugging each other. “me neither...” he lightly kisses cals forehead
cal smiles and starts to drift off in his arms, his phone dings and it’s a text from his uncle. cal does the sensible thing and throws his phone across the room. he gives kane one more kiss before settling in and drifting off to sleep.
Kane doesn’t bother him tonight asking about who texted him even though he had a pretty good guess. he rested his head on cals as he noticed how cute he looked sleeping
cal snuggled into him and fell into a deep sleep. OMG DHSIDVJFRNJD GAY CHTENESSS. DHEBJBDHRJRBKRBFJFB
🥬🥬🥬
😭💕🥬
my heart😤😖💞
Kane slowly drifted off but only for like an hour. his phone buzzed and he looked at it careful not to wake cal. -
oo could cals uncle text him like he somehow got his number and texts him to stay away from cal or else or should Daniel come back and text him
tea 🍵
cal’s uncle should be daniel’s business partner or som
cal stirred and subconsciously reached for kane as he pulled away
oo. yes. the dramamaaaaamama
Kane leaned back on the bed letting Cal pull him back. his eyes went wide as he read the message. “I know where you live (not creepy at all. off to a great start) Stay away from him or else” ooooooooooooof
cal mumbled, “who is it?” he wasn’t really awake tho and soon went back into a deep sleep. (teaaaaaaaaaaaa)
whoop whoop
Kane ignored it and tried to fall back asleep but had little luck
he cuddled with cal as he layer wide awak
*e
cal woke up at around 8 slightly restless due to kane’s tossing and turning, “sheesh someone kept moving around last night..” he rubbed his eyes sleepily.
how adorable cal and kane are low key got me feeling lonely 😂
Kane was sound asleep for once and had both arms rapped around his pillow cuddling. he moaned and rolled over, reaching out for cal
dude same.
😂
cal rolled his eyes and smiled at kane’s cute face but could here kale whining to be let out. he quickly moved the blanket in his exact position next to kane so it was like he never left. cal got kale’s new leash and they walked down the flight of steps of the apartment complex to go outside but kale ended up being too little to hold it in and peed in the lobby.
i literally was cuddling with the boi at a party once like this and now he’s ghosting me. legit mad 😤
wow Kale.
kale is a good boi.
oh my- boys are stupid. well some of them no offense 😂
Kane got up stretching as he did so. he looked around for cal but didn’t see him so he walked into the kitchen
cal sighs as he mops up the pee, than takes kale out so he can go pxxp too. kale finishes his business and they walk back up the stairs back to the apartment together.
none takin. ageibejd emil was a confusing boi anyways
Kane starts pulling out ingredients to make pancakes because those are his specialty and the only thing he can make
how long ago was this?
like last week or som
oof. 😂
what happened to the dude from your play practice or something
yea he’s the same dude
oh funnn. I mean at least people like you(that’s my messed up way of looking on the bright side)😂😬
he doesn’t even like me i dont think. i didnt really like him back either. i just like cuddling people.
cal tries to open and shut the apartment door quietly incase kane was still sleeping and sets kale down so he can run around a bit.
aww well now that’s one out of millions eliminated for your “perfect” match if that’s even a thing
“morning cal” Kane smiles as he starts cracking eggs and frying the batter
there. are. fly like bugs. in. my. bed. 😤
ewewew
lol thanks ella
no problem😁
I’m always here to fail on making you feel better but somehow make a bad joke about it😂
HA! I killed it!!!!
YAY
“oh you’re awake,” cal smiles and can already tell pancakes are cookin.
Kane pulls the first batch off and stacks them on a plate sliding it over towards cal “how’d you sleep?”
hey
hi kat
shouldn’t you be sleeping? since you said you wanted to go to sleep earlier and all💞
kat attack
^^
“i was very comfy, but than you kept moving around.” cal smiled at the pancakes, “but these pancakes make up for it.”
Kane blushes slightly “sorry about that.” he turns to flip more pancakes. “so who texted you last night? you know before you threw your phone?” he asked being the nosy and overprotective boyfriend he is
I’m going to try to go to bed at a reasonable time- at least for me. IK I’m probably not going to fall asleep, but I’m going to try and go to bed at 2. Which I know is late, but is a hour and a half better then last night
my head is kind of spinning tho
probably bc I’m hungry and there’s nothing to eat
that sounds reasonable 👌
aww oof
cal makes a face, “ya know, family stuff..” he shrugs and finishes his stack of pancakes. “i didn’t actually read the text tho so maybe i should...” he shrugs it off again.
oh im sorry man.
“sounds like” he pauses and turns to face cal “funnnn” he laughs then takes off the last of the pancakes
cal crawls off his chair and grabs his phone, he’s still tired boi. kale chews at his pant leg, which cal replaces with a chew toy. he grabs his phone and frowns at it reading the text.
^that made no sense lol
😂
Kane sits down next to him “who is it?”
cal throws the toy back and forth for kale. “it’s from my uncle,” he reads it skimming over the text, “something about how i’m not allowed to leave the house anymore, i wouldn’t worry about it...”
Kane reaches down and rubs Kales belly “of your sure. just tell me if something else happens alright”
“augh why does everyone want to put me on house arrest! oh and he said something about how he’d pull up on you if he sees you with me again or som...” cal squints st his phone.
Kane gulps. he knows who texted him last night now.
^”anything else?”
cal shakes his head, “no. did you get any weird texts?”
“yeah...sorta.” kane gets up to retrieve his phone from the bedroom. when he comes back he shows it to cal.
“i don’t get it what’s it say? (i forgot what the text was)” cal squints, he needs glasses.
“umm” kane scrolls through looking for it “I know where you live...blah blah blah. stay away from him. or else”
“is it bad that this whole situation makes me feel like we’re romeo and juliet? it’s kinda hot.” he laughs at his dumb joke than gets serious again. “who was your text from?”
Kane laughs “doesn’t say. but it says stay away from him, or else” he says in a falsely deep voice. “and I haven’t been around anyone else but you” he shrugged
“well time and daniel,” he laughs again, “i’m going to be teasing you about him for forever, also you never really told me the deal with you and daniel.”
Kane rolled his eyes “nothing much to it. I was a lonely weak boy and I thought Daniel made me feel better. then he started getting aggressive and as months even years went by it got worse and he was abusive but I didn’t have the strength or guts to brake up so I ran a away and the rest you know.” he said simply shrugging.
“you are not weak kane. you’re one of the strongest people i know.” he mumbles “and i love
*you a lot”
Kane smirks as his face turns red “I’m sorry, could you repeat that last part mister Cal.” he said pulling cal into his lap. “pretty pleaseeee
“
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
he looks away blushing and says under his breath, “i said i love you a lot.”
Kane leans in to where their faces barely an inch apart. “I love you too cal”. he finally closes the gap and kisses him
cal blushes and kisses him back, “wait isn’t my uncle trying to kill you..?”
Kane waves it off “he can wait. I don’t give a dam what the hełł he thinks of me”
“well i do! my uncle will pull up on anyone he thinks deserves it..” he puts his arms over kane’s shoulder, “i don’t want you getting hurt.”
“what was it you said once? oh yeah, I can handle myself. don’t worry” he winked
“i know i know, i just don’t want to risk anything happening to the most perfect, amazing boy in the world,” he kisses kane.
“aww well aren’t you sweet” he pokes his cheek “but seriously don’t worry about me. if your uncle says or touches you again, then, then we’ll have a problem”
cal hugs him tightly, not saying anything, he finally manages to whisper, “okkkk.”
Kane hugs him back. “I’m so lucky to have you” he kisses his cheek
“lucky to have you too,” he mumbles, burying his face in kane’s chest.
JUST THEN (I feel like I’m an announcer from a. game show or smt😂) THE DOOR BELL RINGED
lol
cal sits up, unsure what to do.. “uhhhh”
Kane laughs “I’ll get it” he stands up sporting cal on the head. he opens the door to-_____
who should it be
idek dhidfbjdbrifbjfbdjfbjfbrj daniel
Daniel. the uncle or a pizza delivery guy at 8am😂
i haven’t fully developed uncle glen yet (i think that’s his name)
kk
cal follows behind anxiously, “who is it?”
honestly Daniel is kinda a psycho at this point
yes yes he is
Kane doesn’t say anything. Instead he attempts to slam the door but Daniel holds it open using his foot. “hello again Kane...” he looked down at cal “and Kane’s pet”
“actually kane’s pet is kale,” cal glares at daniel.
Kane’s face starts to turn red as he gets worked up “what. the hełł. are you doing here” he says in an almost scary calm voice
Daniel looks at his nails as if he didn’t have a care in the world. “well I got bored of jail so I called in a favor and here I am. quite simple actually”
cal wedges his way in between them, suddenly feeling extremely short, “let’s just take a moment to breath and not do anything stupid..” says the boi he beat daniel to a bloody pulp.
yep basically 😂
😂
Kane grips the doorknob to keep his temper down. “only if he behaves”
Daniel sighs “relax. if I came here to beat you’re sorry a** up again I would have done it already. I mean, let’s face it. we all know I would win. right kane?” he smirks in his ugly smile like way
cal shrugged kane off and turned to daniel, “what are you doing here anyways?”
*your
“I’m just repaying the favor I owe. so if you wouldn’t mind coming with me Cal-“ he reaches out to grab cals arm// Kane steps in front pushing Daniel back. “He isn’t going anywhere with you!!”
cal winces at daniel’s tight grip, “agh what the fcck..”
Daniel will be a buff boy
he be a big buff boi
Daniel pushed Kane off like it was nothing. “let’s not make this harder than it has to be”
cal looks up at daniel, terrified, “i-it doesn’t have to be like this. lets be rational!”
yes
ya know what? I ship Daniel with that fly that was in my bed from earlier. they are perfect for each other. so annoying and difficult to get rid of
😂
big buff bug
Kane pushes Daniel in the chest “knock it off Daniel! leave him out of it!”
😂👌
oof now I need to know why Daniel was actually there. like what who was the favor for
cal shakes his head, “kane it’s fine i have a switchblade with me.”
idk maybe he owes cal’s uncle or som
Kane never takes his eyes off Daniel “doesn’t matter. it’s never okay to mess with you”
okay
oo okay. so cals uncle got him out of prison in exchange for him bringing cal home and taking Kane back to his hometown so they weren’t together
cal wishes he could go back to the couch from last night.. “i can take care of myself let’s just here him out.”
okay yep. now I see the whole Romeo and Juliet thing😂
😂
i saw gay romeo and juliet, juliet was a boi but he was still called juliet it was really cute.
cal would be juliet
“fine. but first, hands off” he glares at Daniel and watches him as he lowers his hand.// The person who bailed me out was your uncle I guess” he nods towards cal
awwwww. that sounds adorable. I want to go see that now
cal’s jaw drops, “son of bxtch..”
it was so cuteeeee <3
Daniel continued “in exchange he wanted me to. ring you home cal and you” he turns towards Kane with a sick smile. “he said you were all mine”
Daniel is stupid because he just told them his whole plan I just realized. oop. well it fits his character 😂
bAcK
📦
man allergies śùćk🤧
jk now i’m back
my dad has me listening to records and taking pictures with him at 1:30 in the morning
“i’ll kill you damit! if you lay a hand on kane i’ll kill you!” he pulls out the switchblade and flicks it open menacingly. “i dare you to take one step closer.” he spits on daniel’s shoe, a sure sign that cal means business.
oi
oop
I fell asleep 😂
it’s fine i fell asleep after i sent that
why hello
hi hi
Daniel took a step back, his eyes glowering. “no need to be so hasty kid...I’ll just have to tell him that today won’t work after all,” he pulled out his phone and dialed someone. “yeah. it’s off for today. they’re to annoying to deal with night now so now it’s your turn.” he ended the call with a smirk directed at the two of them. “goodbye...for now” he opened the door behind him and stepped out. he whistled as he walked down the steps as of nothing significant had happened.
hello
Kane stepped forward next to cal and only now realized that he had been gripping his arm.
“what the fxck, man!!” cal ran into the door out of frustration and slumped down to a sitting position on the floor. “are you ok kane?”
i think my mom is going to start using my pronouns so that’s fun and fresh :)
Kane let out a breath he had been holding. his body was tense. “I guess...what about you?” he walked over and sat next to him eyes focused on something off in the distance
oh yay! that’s good
cal rested his head on kane’s shoulder, not responding to the question. “who the fcck did he call?” cal was so confused man. (was it his uncle?)
yea man especially since i almost cut yesterday ://
awww
I hope things get better at home and I’m always here if you wanna talk even if I don’t understand some of the sh** you’re going through 💞
Kane fumbled with his hands. “I-I don’t know”
it can be his uncle
thanks man it’s nice to know i can always talk to you. and if you ever wanna talk i’m here. <3
beteroni
or a new character 🤷🏼‍♀️
cal took kane’s hands in his, “what should we do..?”
thanks🙃
Kane turned to look at him “I...don’t know” he was scared though he didn’t want to admit it. he felt like all of this was his fault. and in a way it was. he leaned his head on cals lap still not completely focused on the matter. he was....
...lost. in. thought.
I’m always gonna love saying that😂
you know what’s funny, I couldn’t properly read till 3rd grade
random fact
ello
hi
I was so mad when my bathing suit broke on Saturday but now I’m getting an even better one 😎
noice
oi
hi hi
my phone as the worst battery 😤
oof
ehh i’m good
hey
chilling
hello
h i
cal kissed the top of kane’s head, “we can take whoever it is..”
Kane smiled and Kale barked from the bedroom which he somehow got trapped in.
my ppl died
noooo cc
cal gets up and grabs kale’s leash, “i’ll take him out to pee, wait here.”
Kane nods then gets up and reorganizes the living room as he does every time he is stressed about something
cal looks at kane anxiously before heading out of the apartment so kale can go pee.
Kane waits for cal to get back and in the meantime pulls up the messages again, blocking the number and deleting it from his phone.
as kale relieves himself, cal looks around to see a red sports car, his uncle’s. “cmon kale hurry up!” the pup takes forever to take a shtt and when he finishes his business, cal can see the distant silhouette of his uncle approaching them. he grabs kale and the race up to the apartment, cal slamming the door and locking the door behind him.
Kane jumps, startled by cal at first. “what’s wrong?” a concerned expression clouded his face
what did you do?
i’m just busy rn and feel like i can only rp in one spot atm
we’re not mad.
I’ll rp on there tonight when there are more people on🤷🏼‍♀️
cal frantically puts kale back in his kennel, “my uncle, i-i saw him.” he runs around the apartment looking for ways to barricade the door.
“wait what?! now he’s here too!” Kane frantically pulls the blinds down on the window carefully taking a look out. “dam it....”
“i thought he didn’t know where you lived, jesus christ..” cal hugs kane once he’s positive the apartment is secure.
yolo
h i h i
“I- I don’t know how he found us here” he rapped his arms securely around cal
hi sal
cal shuts his eyes as he hears a banging noise on the door, “cal! i know you and that fxcking mutt are in here!” he can hear the gruff voice of his uncle piercing the silence.
Kane whispers to cal “w-what do we do?!”
“nothing don’t respond.” // “i saw yo pxssy xss run the fxck up those stairs! (how my sister be talking to me 😂)” uncle glen banged the door again and they could hear a loud crack.
oh my your sister sounds fun😂
he has strong hands
Kane’s face paled as he nervously looked at cal. “do you think he’ll really just go away though”
i feel like he has a whole xss crowbar and yes my sister is very fun. except she uses the n word more 🤭
I think I sprained my ankle again. oops :)))
aw oof
Kale starts barking and spins around in his crate
my friend and I just had a whole conversation about dumb blonde jokes (we’re both blonde) and I was laughing at them while she was saying they were stupid. which they are but they’re still a little funny
oof
cal shakes his head, knowing his uncle is persistent. “weapons, grab a weapon.” // uncle glen ripped the door off of its hinges using a crowbar. flanking his left and right were to other dealers cal had seen around before. “i told you i’d pull up if i saw you with this cracker boy!” (<very sorry if you are offended) uncle glen laughs and the dealers on the side snicker along. “looks we’ll be requesting clean up in isle five!” he busts down the dresser that was barricading the door before them.
no man you’re good😂
Kane grips cals arm stepping in front of him. “under the bed. there’s a gun” he said quietly so only cal could hear.
cal nodded and slipped away to the bedroom, he reached for the gun, but his arms were too short. glancing around he found a broom and swept the hand gun out.
the dealers walk menacingly towards kane, “we just got out of prison and word on the street is you’re a wanted man,” they snicker as if they know something kane doesn’t.
Kane stands still, letting them get closer without him backing up. he doesn’t want to show weakness
they surround kane while uncle glen rummages around the apartment looking for money, drugs, anything. “don’t play the tough guy act with us, pxssy!” the dealer on the right jumps forward menacingly as if he was about to attack kane. // cal stays silent behind the corner, he cccks the gun causing a loud clicking noise and exposing his hiding spot, “damit..”
Kane hears cal and jumps forward kicking one of his men in the shin causing a shift in the formation surrounding him which provides an opportunity to get out of the circle and on the other side of the guys
wow that’s one run on sentence if I’ve ever seen one
cal jumps out from behind the corner and points his gun at the guy who wasn’t kicked down, “what’s going on uncle glen? why are you here?” he practically spat the words
lol
Kane stayed out of reach from the guy he kicked. he was focused on the others that were still standing and threatening
k
Star sits in the park sketching some more// Annie buys a coffee from some shop
h i
hewo
uncle glen turned around, holding a bundle of cash he found in a box under the sink, “you know why i’m here son, i can’t believe you didn’t tell your..” he looks kane up and down disapprovingly, “boytoy.” he laughs and goes back to rummaging around the apartment. he makes a hand signal and the two goons nod and pull out their shanks.
Kane clenches his jaw. he doesn’t know how to get these bxstards to leave
cal moves closer to kane and nudges him, “put your back against mine,,” he hands him his own shank, which he had grabbed in the bedroom. one of the dealers lunges forward nd cal hits his head with the bxtt of his gun knocking him out.
Kane grips the weapon and changes his stance. he noticed one of the guys take a step towards him which was unfortunate for him. Kane knocked him in the shin (his favorite move😂) and brought his knee up to his stomach as he fell down.
cal widens his stance, nodding at kane to advance on his uncle as his back is turned to them, the man kane shinned (<really totally very not a word) grabbed at cal’s ankle, causing him to fall to the ground with an oof. // uncle glen whips around holding a cccked gun at cal, he shifts position and points the weapon at kane, “you’re lucky my client wants you alive, tsk tsk.” he chuckles.
*secret move: UNLEASH THE PUPPY. kale attack!!*😂
Kane glares at his uncle and looked at cal as he was now laying on the ground behind him. “fine, you got me” he slowly stood up raising his hands up creating a distraction. “now leave cal alone and just take me”
😂
cal sits up shaking his head, “kane you don’t ha-“ uncle glen points the gun at cal to shut him up. // “a smart boy i see,” uncle glen laughs and walks up to kane, grabbing his arm. “i except to see you at home in time for dinner,” glen smiles and waves as he aggressively leads kane out of the busted down door of the apartment leaving behind cal with the goons.
Kane didn’t go easily but he didn’t exactly put up a fight either. “who are you taking me to” his voice rang with hatred.
“oh you know who,” uncle glen kicked kane into the back of his red corvette.
“...w-what’s gonna happen to cal” he said quietly
“oh i wouldn’t be worried about cal right now!” he laughed and pulled out of the parking lot heading over to an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town.
“where are you taking me?” kane asked trying to get a baring on his location as he looked out the window and recognized a few buildings
cal rushes to the window and cursing under his breath as the corvette pulls away.
uncle glen stops the engine and points the gun at kane, “step out of the car.” he takes the safety off, “you aren’t precious enough cargo that i can’t skin you with a bullet or two.”
the two goons moan and cal rolls his eyes and runs out of the apartment.
Kane scowls but does what he says. “interesting choice to meet. pretty predictable.” he started rambling
uncle glen rolls his eyes and slams the door shut, he starts the engine and pulls out of the warehouse parking lot, “see you in hxll!” he cackles as he drives away.
Kane stands there like the awkward boy he is. “umm...bye. nice meeting you” he rolls his eyes
does Daniel show up
i think so
uncle glen isn’t developed yet so i don’t really have a reason for him to want kane
coolio
i only have a reason for him to work with daniel and it’s because he supplies him with drugs or som
believable
fr
a slick black car pulled up narrowly missing Kane. the driver rolled down the window “Get in”
Kane took a couple steps back. “Hełł na’...”
cal high jacks one of the goons’ car and trails his uncle. the goons begin to regain consciousness and wander out of the apartment building looking for their car.
kane👏🏽is👏🏽my👏🏽boy
Daniel sighs and reaches into the glove box “Here I was thinking you would’ve learned by now.” he found what he was looking for “I. don’t. take. no. for. an. answer.” he pointed the gun directly at Kane’s head. “now. Get it”
hehe
spicyyy
cal tails his uncle, discreetly hoping he isn’t too late..
Kane freezes ‘this is like the third day this has happened already’ he said under his breath. “you won’t shoot me.” he said almost baiting Daniel. he knew it was stupid as soon as it left his mouth.
cal pulls into the warehouse and can see the skid marks of his uncle’s car, he can see a black car ahead of him, he lays low hoping he can just tail the car and jump out when the coast is clear.
Kane takes another few steps back. he was never going to get Into that car. at least not if he could help it. “boy! I said get it!” Daniels voice raised as he cocked the gun. “no...fxcking..way” Kane turned to run. he knew it was stupid but he didn’t have any other choice. the bullet only grazed his arm but it still felt like hełł. Kane collapsed under the pain and eventually lost consciousness. Daniel hopped out of the car, throwing the gun in the seat. he lifted Kane up and dragged him tossing him in the back not caring if he gripped Kane’s wound.
wow.
yuppers
cal was furious and started the engine to his car whether it would show his location or not. he revved the engine and crashed it into the back of daniel’s car, the front of his engine steaming as he hit his head on the airbag.
oh dang
ploof
wait. if he hit the back of the car...never mind. we’ll just say Kane wasn’t affected by this
he didn’t super hard it was kind of a graze i think
Daniel screeched like a hideous flying monkey. He jumped out of the car and walked over to cals car
kk
the world was dizzy and it took cal a moment to remember where he was, “oh right i just crashed into this shtt bag.”
Daniel threw open Cals door and pulled him out by the collar. He held him up by his shirt and was getting ready to beat him
Kane slowly gained consciousness and gripped his arm as he looked out the car window
cal puts his hands upon the air and smiles goofily, “hey man lets be rationallllll”
Daniel is a crazy sociopath. rational isn’t his thing.// Kane stumbled out of the car cursing under his breath all the while. he tried not to be loud about it and somehow made it behind Daniel without him noticing.//Daniel raised his arm and punched cal in the stomach// Kane rugged at Daniels shoulder and as he turned around he sent his fist flying into his face
cal slumped to the ground in pain with the wind knocked out of him. he managed to reach into his pocket and pull out his gun, “l-lay anoth-ther hand on h-him and i k-kill you.”
Kane leaned over Daniel who now laid on the ground. “son of a bxtch..!” he kicked him in the stomach and hit him in his face. “stay the hełł away from cal!!”
cal coughed, still holding the gun shakily in his hands, “kane i-i dont deserve this..”
Kane dropped Daniel and turned to look at cal “what are you talking about?! You shouldn’t be here! I’m the reason Daniel came into your life and messed it up!! this is my fault so let me take care of it...”
“i knew him before all this shtt started, isn’t that right? number one customer.” he holds the gun up at daniel again, stronger now.
Daniel blinks and looks at Cal through the blood that now covered his face. “...”
cal stands over daniel his foot on his face, “you can end this whole charade now or i shout you to smithereens.”
Daniel grimaces “Get off me!” he didn’t take into consideration what cal had just said
“what are you talking about? what’s going on cal?” kane asked very confused
cal presses daniel’s head into the grounder harder, “kane i’ll explain later, just see if you can start the car..”
Kane walked over to the car then turned and yelled back “He has the keys on him! search his pockets”
cal glares at daniel as he aggressively looks through his pockets.
Daniel mutters something before bitting back the rest of his words.
cal kneels down and presses the gun against daniel’s face, “any last words? because kane and i won’t be seeing your shtt bag face ever again.” he tosses the keys to kane without looking away from daniel.
Kane grabs the keys and within seconds starts the engine.// “don’t miss me too much while I’m gone” Daniels face twisted into a horrifying smirk
“your lucky i have enough heart to leave you with your breath,” cal stands up and shoots daniel in the thigh. he walks into the passenger seat of the car silently and motions for kane to start the car.
Daniel cries out in agony and all that fun stuff// Kane does as he’s told and puts the stick in drive. “where to”
“my house.” cal drums a beat on the dashboard awkwardly.
Kane turns to look at him “you realize I have zero idea of where that is”
gn
nighty night
“right uhh, maple street and 35th. you can just wait outside while i deal with some unfinished business.”
Kane started the car and drove to that one location. “alright....”
cal gets out, “if i’m not back in five i’m either dead or grabbing a snack.” he slams the car door shut and walks into his house.
“geez thanks for the heads up” he rolls his eyes and turns on the radio resting his feet on the dash
from the house anyone walking past would here laughter, than screaming, a gun shot and quick footsteps. some light yelling and a fridge door opening. a boy would step out from the house a little blood on him and a back of chips in his hand. the boy checks his watch, 4 and a half minutes he thinks to himself. the boy opens the passenger door of the car in front of the house. ——— idk why i wrote that so weird.
wait so the boy gets in the black car?
^its cal and he just gets in kane’s car i just wrote it bad. ://
ohhhh okay. no it sounded cool just I wasn’t sure on the whole boy part :))
yea me neither man i was just kinda bored with my writing 😂
Kane turns to look at him “and...? are you gonna tell me anything cal”
noice 😂
cal follows kane’s example and puts his feet on the dashboard, he smiles, “my uncle won’t be bother us anytime soon, oh and he kinda threw your gun in the toilet..” he frowns, “sorry.”
aha thanksksks
“what did you do...?” he squints as a faint smile creeps into his face
“well i shot his arm, and then he said some stuff and i said some stuff than he chased me and i threw the gun at him, which bounced into the toilet.” he laughs, “let’s just say he won’t be bothering us anymore.”
“sounds good to me” he smiled then started the car. he forgot about his arm and grimaced as he reached for the wheel. “on second thought....would you mind driving?” he smiled
cal leaned over and kissed kane longer than usual, he pulled back with a smile and stepped out of the car and got into the drivers seat, “we’ll get you all patched up at home.”
Kane slid over the console in the middle of the seats hopping to the passengers. “can’t wait” He joked. “it’ll be nice to be home without people interrupting” he smirked
cal laughs, “i cant wait,” he pulls out of the parallel parking spot and drives them to the apartment complex.
Kane gets out of the car and heads up the stairs, opening the door to a surprisingly happy Kale
cal smiles and bends down to pet kale, “what a cutie! who’s a good boy!” he turns to kane, “let’s get you patched up and clean the apartment up.” he looks around at the broken down door and the rummaged through drawers and cabinets.
Kane scrunches his nose as he looks around. “this place looks like sh**”.
“I think I have some bandages in the bathroom” kane disappeared for a second
cal stands up and kisses kane putting his arms gingerly around kane’s waist, “don’t worry kane i’ll take care of your apartment, just take a shower and i’ll get you patched up in a bit.”
wvaibsjsjbshsb i gtg to bed gn :)
good night
this whole rp page is basically cal and Kane lol
lol yep😂
if you wanna rp I have star and annie🙃
Kane kisses cal one last time before walking into the bedroom. he closed the door then pulled out a change of clothes. he set them down and turned in the hot water in the shower. he stood in front of the mirror staring and his arm. it wasn’t THaT bad... with a sigh he hopped in the shower.
c h e e s e b a l l s
h i h i
where did everyone who used to rp goooo i miss the fam ://
:(
i n d e e d
oof
:/
I’m back ig...
h i
gday
where’s the f a m
^EXACTLY
oof
my head hurts:/
hi people
erm
hi sal
so
confession time.
I guess no one cares :/ goodbye
aww cc. we’re here if you want to talk💞
hey
Hi
:)))
hiya
hi
heyyy
ooooooo
I have a secret message on Huntington 🤫
h i
hi
Hi
hi
hip hop hooray
what
boop
BOIIIIIIIIISSSSS
GUUUURRRRLLLLLSSSS
I’ll post a new page on Sunday probably
I was gonna do it last Sunday but I forgot. oh well
oop
um i have no idea what has happened or who's who because change is weird and everyone has different icons fheikghkjfdh
hi
hey guys
hi all the rps are dying SO RP
when is the next page going up?
hi
well oops
I forgot
might as well wait until next Sunday 🤷🏻‍♀️
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nowww???