yes i do

grabs popcorn real quick

Ok so basically the "hilarious" story is that my mom is forcing me to go on a date with the daughter of a woman she knows from work. And I'VE NEVER MET HER OR ANYTHING. WHY. WHY IS MY MOM DOING THIS, SHE ACTUALLY THINKS I'M THAT INCAPABLE OF FINDING A GIRLFRIEND THAT SHE WANTS TO SET ME UP ON A BLIND DATE

IF THE CHICA ISNT WORTH IT SAY YOURE 10 AND PACKIN BUT TAKEN

you can have anyone 😤😤 chest of steel talyn

I'M REALLY ANNOYED WITH MY MOM NOW, AND IT'S GOING TO BE A MESS BECAUSE I ALREADY HATE THIS AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO BE RUDE

jump out the window

oh god

I thought that was something mothers only did in movies

No, it's a real life thing too apparently

ha ha love my mom thinking I'm so rude and socially inept that I couldn't get a girlfriend on my own

what if the girl's actually cute tho

well i've only been asked out once and it was an april fools joke so i mean

THAT WOULD TRAUMATIZE ME

Why would someone do that, it's not even a funny joke

I mean at least if you're going to be a dïck do something funny-don't just ask someone out and then be like "April Fools" because you just look like a bad person

wth that makes me mad

well i mean i hang out with people a whole lot prettier than me so i'm like universally known as the fat & ugly friend at my school right

a couple of days prior i told one of my friends at the time (she's a snake now) i really had a crush on this popular guy (he's actually kinda nice to me now)

That makes me really really angry

and she was like "omg cute!" when she lowkey knew he was way too cute for me so on april fools day he was like "isa i have to tell you something" and fake confessed to me and asked me out (mind you in front of our ENTIRE class)

You're nice and funny why would anyone be that terrible

They probably aren't even interesting

I know those types of kids

and i was FREAKING OUT and as i was about to say yes he was like "april fools!" and the whole class laughed at me and i cried it was great

They think they're cool and funny, but you try talking to them about anything real and they're complete idiots

Aw Isa :(

That pīsses me off off, you're so fun to talk to and nice and they did that like how can you achieve that level of horrible, I want to know

AAA THANK YOU :D idk i just have REALLY bad luck with my feelings;( like the last time i had a big crush on someone they found out and rejected me so fast :( and they spread stuff about me and when i proved her wrong she got all petty and blocked me and hasn't spoken to me since :(

i'm more of a friend to people than a relationship partner and i'm ok with that >< i just want to make people happy :D

That's cute aw

I would be so mad tbh

This past year I've dated like 6 girls and the last girl cheated on me so I'm just :)))) not in the mood :))))) but now my moms being annoying so

I CANT STAND CHEATERS LIKE DANG YOURE ALREADY CAPABLE OF DATING DONT ABUSE THAT

TRUE

idk we're cool now and I've asked her about it a lot

just to understand what goes on in your mind when you think cheating is an ok thing

and I don't get it? it's not that hard, just be loyal

and if you want to be with someone else then don't act like everything is fine, just tell me and end things so I don't have to deal with the feelings of being not enough, you know?

THIS IS GONNA SOUND DUMB BUT ITS THE CLOSEST IVE HAD TO DATING SO HEAR ME OUT

BUT THIS KINDA SOUNDS LIKE BIAS HOPPING IN THE KPOP WORLD BECAUSE MINSEOK HAS BEEN MY ULT FOR 2 YEARS WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THE STAR OF MY SHOW TO APPLE TO MY PIE THE DANK TO MY MEME THE PESTO SAUCE TO MY RIGATONI

THE FORMUOLI TO MY RAVIOLI

AND PEOPLE JUST SWITCH THEIR ULT ALL THE TIME LIKE SOCKS ??? LIKE HELLO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HUSBAND

im sorry i got a little furioso

HA it's ok-the analogy was great

yeah what happened to your husband???? 😤