This never happens to me. There are no hot sugar nuggets in my school or in my country even πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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This never happens to me. There are no hot sugar nuggets in my school or in my country even πŸ˜ΏπŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»


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Amen πŸ™πŸ»βœ¨πŸ˜‚
Hmmm... Not a big fan of Niall. Sorry 😁 BUT YES JEYYYDUNNNN. MUCH BOOTIFUYLS CANADA WHALE 🐳
ANO SOOOOO MOOSCH GUD MOOSIK!! BLERK VERL BIRDS, NERVER SHERT NERVER, GHERST TERN, PERCE ZE VERL... SUCH GUD MOOSIK!!
NUHHHH. AS IN CRISTIFUR DRUEEE
NERVER SHERT NERVERRRR. ZE BAND WITH CHRISTOFER DREEEEWWWWW
YOU DERNT KNO DEMMM???
RIGHT??!?!?1!1!
HE'S ACTUALLY REALLY INSPIRATIONAL AND SWEET AND LOVING AND ASDFGHJKL
YES. YES I WILL
HE IS PRETTY GUD FRENDS WITH JOHNNIE AND BRYAN SO HE'LL BE FINE
Omh true XD
I have met like one superhot guy in my life
Well, one that's my age XD
Hehe yeah CX I don't think I've met any...
It's sad ☹☹☹☹☹
Oh yeah and he's English so yeah great XD
English.... Coolioooo πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜‚
If you didn't get it, I was being sarcastic about the great part. He lives in England. Awesome. Great. Convenient.
Yes, yes. I understand sarcasm pretty well if I do say so myself
Sarcasm is my best friend
Yeah. Sarcasm is nice. Sarcasm is great
Sarcasm really got me through my darkest days
One of my outernet friends doesn't know what it is. The por deprived child.
Omg I'm so sory. May (Bryan the Emo) God forever bles this hopeles child's soul πŸ™πŸ»πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜Ώβœ¨πŸ’”
😭😭😭😭😭
What sort of parents kep their children from the beautiful idea that is sarcasm?
CRUEL PARENTS
Not teaching your children about the art of sarcasm is a mortal sin and they shal burn in HELLLLLLLL
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
FOR ETERNITYYYYY
SATAN WIL CRUCIFY THEM FOR DEY BE BAD BOIS N GURLS
(Bryan the emo) GOD WIL NOT FORGIVE THEM
(Bryan the emo) GOD DUNT FORGIV ANTI-SARCASMS
(Bryan the emo) GOD WIL BE MERCILES
(Bryan the emo) GOD WILL SACRIFICE DEM AL TO LORD MOJO
***WIL
DAT WAS A TYPO, I SWEAR
OKAI I BELIEVE YOU
LORD DEG DEG WIL CRUSH THEM AL
(Not this agaiiiin XD)
(Don't blame me, you're the one who started it again πŸ‘ŒπŸ»)
LORD DEG DEG WIL DESTROY ANTI SARCASMSSSS
LORD DEG DEG WILL RISE AGAIN
CONTROL THE MASES
AND CRUSH THE INSURGENT HORDE
Just kidding.
LORD DEG DEG WIL KIL EVERY LAST ANTI SARCASM
AND KYLE
AGAIN
NOOOOOO.
HE KILL JOHNIE, NOT KYLE
*KIL AND KYLE SAVE JOHNIE
REMEMBER?
BUT HE TRIED TO KIL KYLE AND JOHNIE SACRIFICED HIMSELF
TRUE, TRUE. JOHNIE'S SO SWET ☺️
AND THEN KYLE KICKED THE DEG DEG'S TOE
THAT MIGHT'VE BEN THE MOST RANDOM THING WE'VE EVER DONE
I WAS ACTUALY GONA SAY "YOU'VE GOTA KICK DEG DEG'S AS" BUT THEN I THOUGHT "NAHHHH"
AT FIRST I MISREAD IT AS LICK DED DEG'S TOE
I WAS LAIK WAT
"LICK LORD DEG DEG'S TOE TO HEAL YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND. GREAT OFER, LICK NOW TO HEAL YOUR TRUE LOVEZ" πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
ACTUALY I GUES YOU WOULD THOUGH
I MEAN IF IT WERE TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND'S LIFE
TRUE, TRUE. EXSPECIALY IF IT'S JOHNIE FREAKING GUILBERT WE'RE ON ABOUT
I KNOW
KYLE'D BE AN IDIOT NOT TO, REALY
HE REALY WOULD
SUCH IGNORANCE
BUT HE DIDN'T SO THAT'S THE MAIN THING
YEAH THAT'S GUD. I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE LOYAL TO HIS TRUE LOVE JOHNIE GUILBERT
EVEN IF IT MEANT DOING SOMETHING REALLY STRANGE
LIEK LICKING A DEG DEG'S TOE
Btw I just realised that Deg deg is a FACE. He doesn't have toes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I know
That also confused me XD
I just decided not to question it because come on...since when does ANYTHING we say make sense? πŸ˜‚
True. We just talk a load of crΓ p πŸ˜‚
I know. Let's be real for once--we don't even speak English half the time.
We NEVER speak English. We speak "Kohnnie" cause apparently that's a thing πŸ˜‚
How did we even manage to do that?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Too much Kohnnie fanfic I suppose πŸ˜‚
It's a drug. You just need a little bit and then BAMM
Kohnnie IS my drug. It's gotten to the point where I can't even take the idea of any other ship involving Johnnie or Kyle XDDD
Yeah. πŸ˜‚
I actually think Bryrick is almost as otp as Kohnnie. Like, have you ever seen anyone look so cute with a brick as Bryan?
Nope *-* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
They're just the perfect couple πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
They are inseparable
By the way
We're back to Emi-And-Rhiannon's-No-Sense-Landz
OH OKAI
NO MOR SENSEZ
NUHWUNWANTZSENSE
EVRYNEHATEZSENSESENZEIZSTUPUD
SENSEIZASTUHPIDSTUHPIDHED
(I still love that insult. You have changed my life XD)
(....Is that a good thing? πŸ˜‚)
YUS. SENSEIZASTUPUDSTUPUDSTUPUDHEDANDWILALWAISBEASTUPUDHED
SENSEIZUNESCESARY
(Yeah. Sorta. Kinda. Maybe.)
(Hmmm... I don't think so tbh... 😁))
SENZEISIRELEVANTINEVRYSITUATUN
(Meh. My life is kind of messed up already what with all the weird fanfiction I read every day and my weird social situations XD)
SENZEIZUNFURGIVIBUL
(Ah yes. I understand. You so relatable πŸ˜πŸ˜‚)
SENZEPEPLEWILBURNINHELZ
SENZEPEPELWILBECRUSHDBYLORDDEGDEG
SENZEPEPLEWILALBECRUSHANDNONEWILLICKZEDEGDEGTOE
MAINLEYBECAUZETHEYRENOTJOHNNIEANDTHEYZDONTHAVEABOYFRENDASAMAZINGASKYLE
KYLEIZDABAEEEEEEEE
KYLIZLOYALTEWDAHUBBYWHICHMENSTHATKYLLICKZETOE
ALWAYZLOYAL,LUVHIMANDDUANYTHINGFURHIM
AMEN
Furever.
Until ze end which wil never happen cause kohNNIE IS FUREVERRRR
IT NEVER END
KOHNNIE WONT END FUR ENYTHING OR ENYWUN
IT WIL ONLEH END IF KOHNIE DECIDE TU END ZE LOVE BUT ZEY LOVE EACH OTHER TU MUCH TO DO DAT
YEH THEY LUV ECH OTHER WITH NO END
SO THEY WUNT END THE LUV
NEVUR. ONLEH IN ZE NON KOHNNIE PEPLE'S DREMS
THOSE SIK, SIK PEPUL
DEY DISGUST MEH
DDDDDDDDDDDD:
THEY NED TO BURN!!! >.< πŸ˜–
BURN IN HELLZZZ
Hahahahaha
NO ESKAPE
NO DIGITAL ESCAPES
BUT DIGITAL ESCAPE IZ KEWL ;------;
NO I MEN NO DIGITAL ESCAPES FUR TH NON KOHNNEHS
AH YES. ANTIKOHNIES DUNT DESERVE DAT
DAY DESERVE LYF CAUSE LYF IS POP
LUF SUKS JUST LAIK ANYI KOHNNIES
TBH EVERYTHING IS SUKZ EXCPT INTERNT FRNDS N KOHNNI N #PIZZER
YES AND BANDZ BUT TBH THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
BANDZ R NEVER SUKZ
EXCPT 1D AND BOTDF
DEY R FUREVER SUKZ
YAH
INTO THE PAILE OF STUFFZ WE SEND TU HEL THEY GO
DEY WIL FUREVUR BURN
ALWAYZ AND ALWAYZ
FOR ETERNTY
CONTINUWUS
DUNT STOPZ
OVER AND OVER
ETERNULY BURNIN
NUH ANTI KOHNNIES
I THOT WE WER TALKIN BOUT BURNIN ZE 1D AN BOTDF???
OH YAH
I FORGUT AGEN. NOTHIN UNUSUAL XD
NO DAT VERY REGULARZ
HAPPENZ AL THE TAHM
JUST LAHK WEN I DY
U DY ALLLLL THA FREAKIN TYMMM
EVR DAY
EVR NITE
EVR NITE WE DY INSID .-.-.
This suddenly got very depressing...
Yeah....
I'm sorry ;--;
Nahhh I do it too XD
Yeah. It hard not to wen yu got a load of cow crΓ’p in that stupud lil stupud head of yoursss DX
I hate my head TBH. It has a bunch of crΓ€p in it >.<
Yeah. Mah hed is jus stupud
My stupid, fruckin mind
It will not stop tonight
My stupid fruckin mind won't stop...
It gets the best of me
I'm going crazy
It gets the best of me all night
I've fallen once
I've fallen twice
I swear I'm losin' my fruckin mind
I've fallen once
I've fallen twice again
My stupid fudgin' mind
Kyle's version^^
Yep πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
"My stupid fudgin' mind won't stoppp (Thinking about Johnnie). It. gets the best of me, I'm going crazy (About Johnnieh).
I've fallen (Fer Johnnnieeee) once, I've fallen (FOR JOHNNIE) twice, I swear I'm losing my fudgin' mind
Okayz um Kyle needs to cover it and sing that. Song goals.
Right!?
If he don't cover it, I kill ze unicornz
We didn't do that already or anything.
AHEM what?
I didn't say anything.
The point is, Kyle needs to do it. Okay? Okay.
Okay. Yeah. He do it
And no we nevr kill unicornz. NEVERRRR
Only when Kyl dunt sing song but we nevur did dat in past, right? 😁
No uh weh nevr did that...
If Kyl don't sing song we kil unicornz.
Yus. Though if Kyl dunt sing song it be noice new experience cos we never kill unicorn b4...
Never hapened...not onc...
But Kyl must sing song
Kyl wil furever sing song. He wil. Kyl sing song. Simplez
Lel plane and simplz.
Yah supa simplez. Kyl jus sing his lyf song. Simplez!!Β‘!
Yah it's jst his biographsong.
Yeh. Whai wouldn't he sing th biographsong??
He wuz born two do it
Das the meaning of lyf
Meaing of lyf=Sing yo biographsong
Yur legacy is yur biographsong. Sing it with pride πŸŽΈπŸŽΆπŸ‘¬πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨
I wonder wat Emi biographsong is?? Hmmm???
It's caled BIH Ya Stupid Stupidheads
Oooohhh I've actually heard that song!!
Yeah! It'z about anti-Kohnnies, BOTDF, June 21st 2016, motorbike accidents and Cameron Dallas
Yah! Al thingz deservz BIH. Of course!!
BIH always.
Never stop BIH
BIH through love and through hate
But we no luv Anti-Kohnnies n BOTDF n June 21st 2016 n motorbike accidents n Cameron Dallas?? We onleh ahte?? :/
Onleh ahte them.
Yah alwais ahte
Ahte all day, ahte all night
Ahte in yur dreamsss
Ahte in yur everthing.
Ahte in yur lyf cos it's sukx
Lyf is sukz
Lyf is sukz n wuthless n stupud lil stupud hed
Dam yu lyf
Nowun ever liek yu lyf!
Ugh yu and yur suknes -.-'
Sooo sukzz smh -.-.-.-
Ugh it's such a stupid stupidhead
..... But does lyf have a hed? O.o
I think I just blew my own mind... Wow.... Such brain boggling questionz
Stop being deeeeep >.<
I CAN'T HELP IT EMIIII
GEEZ. YUR WORSE THAN DAT CAMERON BLOKE
NEHHHH IM SAHRY UHKAI
BUT YU TOLD ME TU JUST STOP PASSING OUT
YU KNO HOW HARD THAT IS FOR ME????
IT'S NOT SUMTHING I CAN JUST DO!
TREWWW....
WELL, IF YEW HAZ PASSING OUT PRIVILAGES, I HAZ DEEP PRIVALIJE
DEAL?
OKAIIIII DEEL
GUD
YEPYUP πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
YEURPH
Bet you regret it now, doncha
I-I-igiug-I JUST DUNT WANT EMI DYYYY T-T
BUT I DUNT WANT EMI SAD FOR NOT HAZ PRIVILIJE T-T
*Snif* I no Rhiannon, but just let Emi go. She's not worth it πŸ’§
But Emi alwais wurthhhh ToT
Wurth wat? πŸ˜ͺ
Wurth mor than ze suks lyfz
183515381638103763517x mor than sukz lyf that furevir is suks but usually lil les sukz when Emi in lyf β€οΈπŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ’šβ£πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’ŸπŸ’žπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’ŸπŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’—
Ehhh from what I could understand of that, thankyu Rhiannon yu made me want to kep on living ^-^
Yeh Emi. Yew liv n drink Monster. Yew worth liv. You no die \^_^/
Liv n drink Monster. Shep Kohnnieh. Listin musek.
Burn anti-kohnnieh. Sacrifice smol livin thingz
Just to make sure
You mean wasps, right?
Ya. Das what I men
Oh. Okay. Good.
Yep. Forevur sacrifice wasps
CREYBEECUIIEDC