OH BOI

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OH BOI


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I don't know how to be a guy
IM FANGIRLING RN, SO TWO OF THE KIDS IN THE HOSPITAL ORPHANAGE CALL ME MOM, ONES NAME IS AMBER AND SHES 4, THE OTHER IS OWEN AND HES 5, AND AMBER IS REALLY HAPPY AND HYPED UP ALL THE TIME AND ALWAYS HANGS WITH OWEN, AND OWEN IS SUPER SHY AND LOVES BOOKS AND HE HAS SAID "im a nerd and a weeb and im pround!!!" AND I THINK OWEN HAS A LITTLE CRUSH ON AMBER AND IT REMINDS ME OF POTH
*proud not pround XD
^^Aw that's adorable😃
ITS SO PERFECT IM SCREAMING
IM REALIZING SO MUCH STUFF AT ONE TIME MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT, LIKE HOW IM PRETTY MUCH AFTERTALE SANS, FRISK, AND CHARA IN ONE
my friend told me " hey u remind me of AT sans, frisk, and chara" and i said "why????" AND THEY SAID "1. ur like Geno cause u always say u want to be alone, but u truly want company all the time, also u act all tough, but ur a total softie, ur smol and ur a kinky masochist. 2. ur a pasifist and will only harm if absolutely neccesary, and ur always do stuff no matter how dangerous or stupid. 3.deep down u hate humanity, ur also secretly a sadist, dont ask how i know that..." AND I WAS SPEECHLESS AND I FINALLY SAID "...holy shît..... ur right...."
THE SAME FRIEND ALSO THEORIZED THAT IM A VAMPIRE!!! so my arm started bleeding and im used to tasting blood, i got punched in the face a lot and would get bloody lips and crâp, so i just licked the blood off, she then said "ew thats gross!!" and i just told her that im used to the taste, so she said "hey u dont go to bed till around 6:00 am, which is around the time the sun rises riiigghhhttt????" i said "yea, where are you going with this??" and she said "and i never see you outside during the day..." i told her "yea cause my skin is sensitive to light" and she just sat there for a second and then gasped and said "UR A VAMPIRE!!!!" i was just sitting there super confused and she pulled out a cross and said "BACK YE FOWL DEMON" i said "oki first of all, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! second, WHY DO YOU HAVE A CROSS JUST SITTING IN UR POCKET?!?!" she has called me blood sucker ever since...