'MERICA although Cassie baptized me so I'm Canadian

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'MERICA although Cassie baptized me so I'm Canadian


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since I live in America I have nothing to say except...
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
well I'm American so..
STOP BEING SO AMERICAN JFC
umm... we're all fat Americans who can't do anything but eat McDonald's
Americans: send me something about my state/region etc. I live in CT, on the border of NY, so I've been to NJ a lot too, and I know a lot of stuff about New England and the northeast
You do not say your "Rs". For example, instead of "car" you say "cah". 😂😂
sAy something about the northeast or CT or NY or NJ
yes we are but some of us are healthy it depends where you live tbh.
yes we are all Donald trump except I'm gay Donald trump
actually, we don't in southern CT, but northern CT (the part closer to Boston (I'm close to NY)) does in fact do that, except in CT it's more subtle.
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
Yo I'm Canadian and I have a couple questions
I'm Canadian and WHAT IS WYOMING IVE BEEN TOLD ITS BORING BUT BEAUTIFUL PLEASE EXPLAIN WYOMING
everyone near Boston says "wicked smaht"
I'm from near Boston and this is true
ALSO DO YOU HAVE PEANUT BUTTER IN SCHOOLS??
bada bing, bada boom
hey iM WALKIN HYA
Wyoming is boring oops but yeah I hear the falls are pretty
yes everyone near Boston says that, although in my part of CT, we don't, but at my sleepaway camp upstate they do
yeah tbh we are
yES WE DID UNTIL THE CRAZY WHITE MINIVAN FACEBOOK PTA MOMS GOT RID OF IT but at my school we are so *unsafe* and we bring it but we don't sell it
yes yes exactly
I'm from MD and I know literally nothing about that part of the country except Jersey Shore, Boston accents can't say 'R' s, and the taxes in CT are higher than wiz khalifa.
yes ct is so expensive and my family is kinda poor so idk
but Bridgeport is terrible don't go there ever
I've lived here for all 12 years of my life and I still can't spell Connecticut without spell check
no that's just trump and the weird white Christian Facebook moms on the PTA who have minivans
and some high school students
everyone is fat
everyone from Canada apologises for everything
I LOVE AMERICAN ACCENTS PLEASE LET ME LIVE WITH YOU
I'm from Britain
I'm stuck with a posh boring accent that makes me want to avoid the letter 't' when typing because I'm sick and tired of tea it's everywhere
I hear Morrisdale is a nice place to live I wanna go there
iS IT TRUE THAT EVERY AMERICAN TEENAGER PLAYS FOOTBALL
you are obsessed with basketball
lololololololollolololol
CANADIANS HAVE RAD HEALTHCARE
OH WAIT YOURE FROM MURICA
IM FROM MURICA
CRUD OK MURICA IS RAD WHOOOOO
YOU CAN LIVE HERE BUT IT KINDA SUCKS JUST WARNING YOU
WAIT WHICH FOOTBALL BECAUSE YEAH EVERYONE PLAYS SOCCER AND FOOTBALL JUST NOT ON TEAMS ALL THE TIME. ITS PART OF OUR CRÁP PHYSICAL EDUCATION PROGRAM
not everyone is fat I mean I know a LOT of super skinny people.
yea we really like basketball, but it's not for everyone. I've been hit in the head with a basketball many times, despite being abnormally tall for my age. everyone wants me for my height, but then they see how I play, and it's like "oops nope"
Roses are red, so is ketchup. I'm bad at rhyming. EAT A CORNDOG! I don't know why I'm doing stereotypes if I'm from America.. 😆