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Hey Max dis u bff that hacked into yo spare XD
So Max, here's mah question for u...
Who do you have a crush on?
😈
how did you even get into my spare?
oh you know how I do things
oml
ok
so
i have a crush on um
Zach?
WUT
Bro dats meee
I’ve liked u since kindergarten
really?
yesh
Well I like u but I don't wanna be ur boyfriend yet, okay
yes that works
besides we should tell ur sis first
mhm
hold up imma switch accounts
ok
Maxy I'm on my acc nowww
k
so
who is ur celebrity crush.
is OneRepublic a celebrity cuz I have a crush on the entire band
yeah I guess
what bout u
o
ShAwN mEnDeS
Bruh that’s great XD
your an idiot
why thanks
ar u reading the chat XD
ye
I’m such a deformed potato
I agree
ur so mean
yes ok
*ik
Hey Maxy, do u like cheese?
no i loathe x1000 cheese
wow
;>
Max I dare u to post ur best art
oki
alright I drew it imma post now
oh Maxy found out he was gay when I had to leave school early, he literally kissed me in front of the whole class
now he calls meh daddy ;)
That’s true
daddy~
but now I can’t kiss u bc of quarantine
Hey Maxy~ What's ur deepest secret?
my deepest secret? It’s that my sister touched me when I was 9, she said "LeTs Do It" I think she was sober XD
oh I remember that u came to school the next day like, "my sister is drunk she made me do s*x with her last night"
Yep...
Yeahhhhh... Heh heh.....
Ik but that was a while ago
Seriously I luv her so I’d never report that to the police
I honestly don’t care ik it’s a crime but I like thinking of things on the bright side! Police are scary anyway. I wouldn’t want her to be in jail no matter what! I love her, she’s always been there for me
Even if I killed his sis, he'd never tell anyone! seriously, if u tell Max a secret, he will never tell anyone else! He's a great friend! I get it Maxy~ if I were u, I wouldn't tell the police either
he was only nine, she was about 31, hmm I'm not gonna report Lily to the police, she's a kind young woman. Really, I don't want to mentally hurt her.
Max is already under LOTS of pressure, I don't want to put him under even MORE pressure.
Yep...
Thanks Zach.
oof