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Dan: is there anymore pizza left?
GuardianEyes: Yeah, do you want some more?
Dan: no, I want some more to shove down Phil's throat
me: DANIEL THE DANISNOTONFIRE!!!! Cut it out.
Mom: at 3:00 AM